new set of funny quotes

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• NOTHING IS ILLEGAL,UNTIL YOU GET CAUGHT!!!!! 
• Im not lazy..i just rest before i get tired..
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• If others can, don't help them! 
• "single by choice... their choice"
• Wag mong ipagtutulakan ang taong nagmamahal sayo
  
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  baka matumba 
• Without ME awesome would just be AWESO..
• Cheat if there's a Chance 
• "Wag pilitin ang AYAW. . .
  
  Baka PUMAYAG!
• Don't think of yourself as an ugly human. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey.
• I talk to myself bcoz i like dealing with a better class people...
• Statistically, 173% of people exaggerate.
• "sky's the langit"
• school days start with M0NDAY,TUESDAY, and d rest. . . WTF
• me .. ? me fail English? Unpossible! 
• Ang ganda ganda mo para kang si ANGEL LOCSIN!Ang boyfriend mo parang bugbog sa BOXING!
• kung pangit ka wag ng mangamba sa panah0n ngay0n may ph0t0sh0p na
• I hate when people text me "K". I am rarely in the mood to talk about Potassium
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• I only play computer games, not with someone else's heart.
• ► Play The Moments
  
  ▌▌ Pause The Memories
  
  ■ StopThePain
  
  ◄◄ Rewind The Happiness.
• nakatalikod...wow ulam...pagharap...ay kulam...
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-never leave something good to find something better, because once u realize u had the best, the best has found better.
--life is like an elevator, it has its upsand downs. But you are the one who controls the direction it can go.
--it does not matter how slowly you go, as long as you do not stop.
--people are not toys. You just can't pick them up and drop them whenever u want to
--there are moments in life when u miss someone so much that u just want to pick them from ur dreams & hug them for real.