Saturday, June 2, 2012

3 idiiots movie quotes





  • Aal izz well.
    • All is well.
  • Yeh engineer bade chalak hote hai sir,aisi koi machine hi nahi banai jo yahaan (brain) ka pressure naap sake. Banate toh pata chal jaata ke yeh suicide naahi murder hai.
    • These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.
  • [Rancho mimicking Virus]Life is a race.. If you don't run fast.. You will be like a broken anda (egg)..
  • [To Professor] Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch ()
  • Kiss ho nahi paati yaar... naak beech me aa jaati hai.
    • I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between.
  • Main apko engineering nahi padha raha tha sir, woh to aap mujhse jyada aacha jante hain. Main to apko yeh padha raha tha ... ki padhate kaise hain..
    • I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach,. 


  • Jahapanah tussi great ho.Tofa kubool karo.
    • My lord you are great, please accept my offering.

Joy Lobo (song)

Give me some sunshine,
Give me some rain,
Give me another chance,
I wanna grow up once again...

Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi)

  • Fullll connection hai baba...
    • There's something going on between you both
  • Dono taange tudawa kar apne pairo par khada hona sikha hai sir, badi mushkil se aaya hai yeh attitude, nahi hoga sir. Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye, main apna attitude rakh leta hoon.
    • Sir, I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs. This attitude has come with great difficulty. No sir, I can't. You may keep your job, and let me keep my attitude.

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan)

  • Badi duvidha thi, Dost ko sambhaltay ya dost ki Maa kay aansu pochtay, phir humne socha hatao yaar mater paneer pay concentrate karo
  • Today my respect for that idiot shot up. Most of us went to college just for a degree. No degree meant no plum job, no pretty wife, no credit card, no social status. But none of this mattered to him, he was in college for the joy of learning, he never cared if he was first or last. 
  • Human behaviour ke baare me uss din humne kuch jaana, Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai.
    • We learnt something about human behaviour that day, It feels bad when a friend fails, but it feels even worse when he comes first.
  • Baba ranchoddas sahi kehte the... Baccha kabil bano kabil.. Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi
(बाबा रणछोड़ दास सही कहते थे...बच्चा काबिल बनो काबिल..कामयाबी तो साली झक मार के पीछे आयेगी)
(last lines)
  • Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success (Chateur) will follow, pants down!"
  • [narration] I've always been a law abiding citizen. But in the last 24 hours, I grounded an airplane, nearly flushed someone's remains down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. All for Rancho. He would've done the same for any of us, too, like stealing a copy of the final exam that was designed for Raju's failure.

Virus (Bomman Irani)

  • Shave karani hai? (nahi Sir) then "Get Lost..!"
  • Everything is fair in Love and War, and this is World War... 3!
Viru Sahastrabudhhe: [Angrily looks for Raju in the class] Raju Rastogi? Raju Rastogi: [a drunk Raju stands up from the last bench of class... and shouts] Yes, sir! Viru Sahastrabudhhe: How does an induction motor start? Raju Rastogi: [Raju looks around smilingly and then shouts] Vrrrrommmmmm. Vrrrrrrrooom.