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Tuesday, September 20, 2011

MAAGANG SULAT PARA SA AKING MGA INAANAK

Mga Minamahal Kong Inaanak:
Alam ko, masiyadong maaga pa ang sulat kong itong. Ngunit alam kong walang kasiguraduhan ang buhay. Kaya sa pagsapit ng Disyembre, ayokong masiyadong mataas ang pag-asa niyo na makita ako. Ngunit sana, malaman niyo na gustong gusto ko kayong makita. Pero, may mga pangyayari lang na di ko inaasahan. Eto ang mga maaaring dahilan na wala ako sa Disyembre o hindi ko kayo makita.

1)      May Superpowers ako. Nitong taon lang na nalaman ko ito. Pag malamig ang panahon, nagiging invisible ako. Yun ay isang pangyayari na di ko mapigilan. Panu ko mabibigay ang inyong mga aguinaldo kung ang buwan ng Disyembre ay napakalamig. Kaya nga pag nag-mall ako o pumapasok fast foods, bigla na lang akong nawawala o nagiging invisible. Kagaya ni Jessica Alba sa Fantastic Four.
2)      Meron akong problema sa pandinig. Pag nakakarinig ako ng christmas songs, nabibingi ako. Kaya pala nung minsan, may mga bata sa harap ng bahay namin, akala ko pinagkakatuwaan nila ako kasi para silang sumisigaw pero wala akong naririnig. Nung umalis sila, saka lang sinabi ng kapatid ko na nangangaroling sila. Naulit ang mga pangyayaring ito. Nagpatingin ako sa doktor, ngunit wala silang makitang depekto.  Nakapanlulumo.
3)      Pinaaalalahanan ko din kayo na ang pinakamagandang regalo sa pasko ay ang makasama ang pamilya. Kaya imbes na lumabas kayo ng bahay, be with your family and feel the spirit of christmas. Walang pinakamagandang regalo kundi ito.
4)      Sumama ako sa kilusan, kaya ngayon nasa bundok ako. Kahit mahirap ang internet connection dito, ginawa ko ito para sa inyo. Gusto ko kasing sundan ang yapak ni Javier sa Minsan Lang Kitang Iibigin. Hahanapin ko din ang mga tunay kong mga magulang. Yayaman din ako at mabibili ko kayo ng mga mamahaling laruan. At nakikipaglaban ako para sa inyong kinabukasan sa bayan na ito. Ginawa ko ito, dahil kayo ang iniisip kp. Kung makita niyo man ako sa ating bayan, wag niyo kong lalapitan. May mga sumusunod kasi sa aking mga militar, at ayaw ko kayong madamay. Ganun ko kayo kamahal.
5)        Gusto kong matutunan niyo ang pinakaimportanteng kaugalian sa lahat. Ang pagtitiis o pagpapasensiya. Di ba nga, PATIENCE IS A VIRTUE? Gusto kong mahubog ang inyong pagkatao sa kaugaliang ito.

Hanggang dito na lang mga mahal kong inaanak. Tandaan niyo na lagi kayong nasa isip ko. LOVE YOU! MWAH TSUP! INGAT. J

YOUR GODPARENT,
VHONSKALL

funny phrases

When you’re reading a person’s graphic tee and they walk away before you finish reading



I hate it when someone starts to tell you something but they end up saying “never mind”



When my friends say stuff around my parents they aren’t supposed to say


That awkward moment when you’re falling off of your bed and you can’t find anything to grab to stop yourself


That moment when your friend keeps talking and you pretend to be interested.


When a friend makes you laugh in class and you have to try and hold it in


When someone is so attractive it hurts


When someone accidentally lets one of your biggest secrets slip out to someone you didn’t want knowing


Whenever I use ‘Thus’ in an essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.


The awkward moment when you’re eating dinner at someone’s house and you don’t like their cooking


“Why do you and your bestfriend laugh at everything?” Coz that's what we do!


That awkward moment when you walk out of your bedroom in your pajamas and there’s a guest in your house.


Who ever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.


That awkward moment when you think of something odd/dirty in public then really hope there isn’t a telepath in the room


“In the world there are, on average, five people with the look identical to yours.”

There are 5 sexy motherfuckers out there.

Looking at your textbooks thinking

“What a waste of a tree”




when you see your ex with someone who isn’t even half as cute as you.



When someone is getting on your nerves and you’re trying not to say anything…



I hate it when i’m walking around my house in socks &’ I step on something wet


Money does not buy happiness, but it pays my internet, which is almost the same thing.


On “My Super Sweet 16” when the girl gets mad that daddy bought her the wrong car

Bitch I ride a bike…

Spend more time looking at your face on video chat

than the person you’re camming with. 

The sexual noises we all make when we stretch

*UHHHHHHH

You could be selling your soul by agreeing to the “Terms and Conditions” and you would never know it.


That awkward moment when you’re really upset and decide to play the saddest song you know.


After 25 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo on her. When she found out she said “Explain the dildo fool,” he said, “Explain the kids bitch.”


The moment of jealousy when you find out your friends have gone out somewhere without inviting you.



Wouldn’t it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it?


Certain people need to understand that I don’t like them.


When you’re in class and someone asks you for a pencil so you give them the most retarded one you own.


Walking into your house late at night hoping 


When distant family members visit and your parents want to give them your room to stay in…


That awkward moment when you hand over your phone to show someone a picture…and they keep scrolling through the rest

Give It Back Now, with your nosey ass

Watching someone eat that last piece of cake you had your eye on…


When someone says: “Wow, you look great today!!” 

The fuck did I look like yesterday…?



That awesome moment when you’re included in someone’s profile picture.



When the computer says you’re connected to the internet but pages don’t load. Don't lie to me bitch!


Getting food at night and trying not to wake your family with your clumsiness.


I hate how these people on Sweet 16 act all surprised when their parents say “ERRYBODY OUTSIDE”. Bitch, you know damn well your spoiled ass is getting a fucking car.


That awkward moment when you can’t find your phone because your bed ate it.


I didn’t fall for you, you fucking tripped me.


That awkward moment when your chair makes a fart noise & no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again but you can’t make the sound.


When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice enough to put in some chips


why breathe air for free when you can pay $1.50 and get chips as a bonus


That awkward moment when your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your plate into the sink.



When your phone rings and you turn into a fucking athlete to get it


When your friends bring up something that could get you in trouble in front of your parents


When that fake bitch tries to act like your friend


The reason why I look so bad in my school pictures?

The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.

That awkward moment when you say something really deep:

First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?:

That moment when you’re not sure if the automatic door is going to open for you or not.

And you’re just standing there like:
Well, damn…. Should I touch the motherfucker?

Stalking someone’s facebook and accidentally clicking “like” on something


YOU KNOW WHAT’S WORSE THAN SLOW INTERNET?
NOTHING!!!


Distance Sucks -_-

Do you know how far my fucking fridge is from my room ?! D

DEAR OPTIMIST, PESSIMIST, AND REALIST
While you guys were arguing about the cup of water, I drank itTHAT FRUSTRATING MOMENT WHEN YOU CAN’T REACH THE LAST PRINGLE.

EVERYONE SEEMS TO BE SO FIXATED UPON THE FACT THAT VOLDEMORT HAS NO NOSE. HE HAS NO EYEBROWS EITHER

WHEN I DIE, I WANT SOMEONE TO KEEP UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS TO FREAK PEOPLE OUT

THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SAID SOMETHING REALLY STUPID AND YOU CANT TAKE IT BACK


That awkward moment when you’re really annoyed at someone but you don’t wanna start a fight so you’ll just shut up.


I HATE WEDDINGS BECAUSE OLD PEOPLE ALWAYS POKE YOU AND SAY “YOU’RE NEXT!”:
So I started doing the same shit to them at funerals
THAT STAGE IN A FRIENDSHIP WHERE YOU CAN START INSULTING THEM.

DEAR FUTURE HUSBAND,:
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit


That awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not because you don’t know how to explain why you were looking that low.


If you’re referring to me in a status, go ahead and tag me in it, bitch.


That awkward moment when someone remembers your name but you have NO clue who they are.


That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.


When you see pictures of your friends hanging out and you weren’t invited


Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.


I was normal until…

bullshit, I was never normal.

When you dislike someone so much that their name angers you


Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.


When my mum calls the home phone and ask if I’m at home.

No mum, I’m at a strip club.

When your crush is in the room and your best friends start to tease you, making it totally obvious.


That awkward moment when your parents bring up the topic of sex and you just sit there all innocent like…

Wait…what’s sex? Who even does that?

My girlfriend just texted me saying “I want you to get me wet when I get home ;)”.


I’ve got 15 water balloons ready… I can’t wait.

The mood where every little thing pisses you off


I notice everything. I just don’t say shit.


That awkward moment when you’re in public, and you don’t want to sit right next to a stranger, so you sit one chair away from them.


In every P.E class there is always that one person who thinks they are in the fucking Olympics.


That awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in class with confidence.



have you ever pretended that the brushy thing on the side of an escalator is a shoe cleaner?


i love it when you know somebody’s secret, but they don’t know that you know, and you know that they don’t know that you know.


When you are in a relationship and everyone tells you they like you.. Shit.. I was single for so long..


That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.


looking at things you wrote or comments you made from a year ago and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid


That awkward moment when your parents ask about one of your old friends that you’re not friends with anymore.


That incredibly awkward moment when you’re watching t.v with your family and a hardcore sex scene appears


When your mom thinks you have an attitude with her but all you did was answer her question


What did Barrack say to Michelle when he proposed? “I don’t wanna be Obama self…”


The awkward moment when you and your parents are watching a movie and a sex scene comes up…

Parents, staring neutral at the TV:
You, looking everywhere but at the TV not to show any type of interest:

*person doesn’t text you back*

*but you see them tweet/facebook/post on tumblr*

Looking at pictures of yourself and realising you’re not unphotogenic, you’re just an ugly fucker.


Somebody needs to invent a mirror that takes pictures…


That awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher ‘Mom’


That awkward moment when you see your friends with the person you hate.


When people think it’s okay to say something really offensive to you as long as they say ‘no offense’ before they say it…


I’d jump in front of a train for you. As long as it’s not moving.


When you meet someone who gets your sense of humor no matter how stupid it may be



funny love quotes

"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them."

"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate."

"Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry."

"The one who loves least controls the relationship."

"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."

Boys are players that's a fact,
don't fall in love with them just play them back;)

As long as I never stop smiling
I'll never feel the pain of sadness ever again
Don't you wish it were true?

Lose your control so that i can control you uncontrollably.

Who says love is bad...just like cake, I would say it's the best I've ever had!

Fight for the one you love and never give up
or cry like a baby

"Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you."

"The bravest thing that men do is love women"

Girl I may be a real bad boy,
But baby I'm a real good man...

~Tim McGraw

Kiss the kissers, love the lovers, play the players.

In my dreams u r the princess of my kingdom, but when it comes to reality u r just the girl that i cant have.

Love is the answer of all the questions.

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You don’t need to have the heart of your lover as you have their soul.

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Love is blind because people fall in love with their eyes closed.

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You are in love when you feel that the song you are listening is written just for you.

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Love when you are ready for it not when you are alone.

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Love is life so never miss love if you don’t wanna miss life.

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A soul mate is the person who makes you the most ‘you’ that you can possibly be.

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Love is the game in which both the players win.

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It’s easy to hate some one but it needs courage to love someone.

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Never find a complete person to love rather make him/her complete with your love.

The sincerest love is the love of food.
Bernard Shaw .
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Josh Billings
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.

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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! Unknown

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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?''
-- Freud
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."

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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him
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Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."
Mae West
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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

Ambrose Bierce

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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law

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Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner

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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred

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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.

-Oscar Wilde

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.—

Zsa Zsa Gabor

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.

-Rodney Dangerfield

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The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

Coleridge

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One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.

Benjamin Franklin

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.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henry Youngman
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
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If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would bring matters around the way they wish them much oftener than they usually do.
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. One can pass upon a wife a compliment that is three-fourths base metal; she will not even bite it to see if it is good; all she notices is the size of it, not the quality.
Hellfire Hotchkiss
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All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
Lord Byron
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"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Jimmy Durante.
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein - Funny Love Quotes
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
George Burns.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city."
George Burns.
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."

Woody Allen.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once
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Yawn - Nature's way of letting married men open their mouths

Anon

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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

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I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.

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Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
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A wife is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
unknown
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I think, therefore I'm single.

My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled, "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong."

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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

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Honolulu — it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.

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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.

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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish...

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Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."

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After an acquaintance of ten minutes, many women will exchange confidences that a man would not reveal to a lifelong friend.

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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.

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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henry Youngman

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"I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go." Rose in Titanic. Several seconds later, poor little Jack sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic...

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An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie

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Women like silent men, they think they're listening.

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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."

Henry Youngman.
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If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him... is he still wrong?

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I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.

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Before marriage a man yearns for a woman after marriage the ‘y’ is silent .

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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
-- Adrienne Gusoff

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-- Anonymous

You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
-- Anonymous

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
-- Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
-- Anonymous

Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
-- Anonymous

When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
-- Anonymous

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
-- Anonymous

You can't buy love on eBay.
-- Anonymous

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
-- Bette Midler

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-- Brendan Francis

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
-- Cathy Carlyle

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
-- Cher

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
-- Dorothy Parker

I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.
-- Dudley Moore

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-- Erma Bombeck

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
-- Fran Lebowitz

It is impossible to love and be wise.
-- Francis Bacon

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
-- Fulton J. Sheen

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
-- George Carlin

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
-- Glenn Beck

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
-- Helen Rowland

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger

When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.
And she never did.
-- James Fineous McBride

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
-- Jean Kerr

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.
-- Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
-- Joan Rivers

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
-- Joyce Brothers

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
-- Katharine Hepburn

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
-- La Rochefoucauld

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
-- Lily Tomlin

The only people who make love all the time are liars.
-- Louis Jordan

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
-- Natalie Wood

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
-- Oscar Wilde

Love is a grave mental disease.
-- Plato

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.�
-- Sandra J. Dykes

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
-- Shelley Winters

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
-- Steve Martin

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
-- Thomas Hardy

Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
-- Tommy Dewar

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
-- W. Somerset Maugham

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
-- Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
-- Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen

collection of love quotes

Here's a large collection of famous love quotes and sayings. These love quotes are inspiring and beautiful.

Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
~ from the movie Moulin Rouge ~
Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
~ by G. Moore ~
I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.
~ From a song by Savage Garden ~
I love you - those three words have my life in them.
~ by Alexandrea to Nicholas III ~
What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.
~ by John Keats ~
I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
~ by Shirley Bassey ~

When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~

The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.
~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole

Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
~ by Percy Bysshe Shelly ~

I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
~ by Mae West ~

a walk to remember movie quotes (2002)


about: The story of two North Carolina teens, Landon Carter (Shane West) and Jamie Sullivan (Mandy Moore), who are thrown together after Landon gets into trouble and is made to do community service.

Landon: Our love is like the wind... I can’t see it, but I sure can feel it.


Landon: I'm sorry she never got her miracle.
Reverend Sullivan: She did. It was you.


Landon: [voiceover] Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I'll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it.


Ms. Garber: Mr. Carter, are you trying to be bad at this?
Landon: Nah, it just comes naturally.


Jamie: The problem isn't finding out where you are gonna go-its figuring out what you are gonna do once you get there that is!


Jamie: You know what I figured out today?
Landon: What?
Jamie: Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I had for myself. Like this journey never ends. Like you were sent to me because I'm sick. To help me through all this. You're my angel.


Landon: [Reading from Jamie's mother book] "Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful".


Landon: Jamie has faith in me. She makes me want to be different, better.


Jamie: You know what I figured out today?
Landon: What?
Jamie: Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I had for myself. Like this journey never ends. Like you were sent to me because I'm sick. To help me through all this. You're my angel.


Landon: I might kiss you.
Jamie: I might be bad at it.
Landon: That's not possible.


Jamie: You're acting like a crazy person, what's going on?
Landon: Right now, you're straddling the state line.
Jamie: OK...
Landon: You're in two places at once.


Jamie: You have to promise you won't fall in love with me.
Landon: That's not a problem.


Jamie: Without suffering there would be no compassion.
Landon: Yeah, well tell that to those who suffer


Landon: "can you do something for me??"
Jaime: "anything..."
Landon: " will you marry me??"


The problem isnt finding out where you are gonna go-its figuring out what you are gonna do once you get there that is! - Jamie (Mandy Moore)


"[voiceover] Jamie and I had a perfect summer together with more love than most people know in a lifetime. And then she went with her unfailing faith."



funny quotes

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. (not a clue!)


When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car. (maybe Will Rogers)


A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor


There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. (not a clue!)


I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. Oscar Wilde


A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials. (not a clue!)


A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it is written on. Samual Goldwyn


The road to success is always under construction. Lily Tomlin


A man's only as old as the woman he feels. Groucho Marx


If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. Sam Levenson


Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made. George Burns


Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. (not a clue!)


Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it. (not a clue!)
I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere. George Burns
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What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come. (not a clue!)
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying. Oscar Wilde
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. Oprah Winfrey


The large print giveth, but the small print taketh away. Tom Waits


Income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. Will Rogers


Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected! (not a clue!)


Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. Erma Bombeck


Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die. Peter Tosh


Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies. - Proverb


If your boss is getting you down, look at him through the prongs of a fork and imagine him in jail.David Brent


Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Mae West


The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory. Paul Fix


It's not true I had nothing on. I had the radio on. (nude calendar picture) Marilyn Monroe


A man in the house is worth two in the street. (not a clue!)

Leap Year Movie quotes (2010)



SUMMARY: Anna Brady plans to travel to Dublin, Ireland to propose to her boyfriend Jeremy on February 29, leap day, because, according to Irish tradition, a man who receives a marriage proposal on a leap day must accept it.



Bride: May you never steal, lie, or cheat, but if you must steal, then steal away my sorrows, and if you must lie, lie with me all the nights of my life, and if you must cheat, then please cheat death because I couldn't live a day without you. Cheers!

Declan: Mrs. O'Brady Callhan. Where the hell are you going?
Anna: You said no.
Declan: I didn't say no. I didn't say anything.
Anna: You walked away.
Declan: I was getting something.
Anna: Really? That was a good time to go get something?
Declan: Yeah, it was actually.
[Presents Anna with a ring]

Anna: When my 60 seconds came around i realized i had everything i ever wanted... but nothing i really needed. and i think what i need is here. and i came all this way to see if you maybe think so too. If you do, well... i don't really have plans past that, which is new for me. So, Declan O'Callhan and i should probably learn your middle name, here is my proposal; i propose we not make plans, i propose we give this thing a chance and let it work out how it works out. so what do you say, do you wanna not make plans with me?

Declan: I don't want not to make plans with you. I want to make plans with you.
Anna: You do?
Declan: Yeah I do.

(being asked what she does for a living) "I'm a stager. I stage apartments for realtors. I transform ordinary places into something special. Most people don't know what they want until I show it to them. So many places need my help."

(Declan asks her why she is going to Dublin to meet her boyfriend) "You guys have this great tradition that a woman can propose to a man on the 29th of February in a leap year. So, I thought, why not?"
- Anna, Leap Year

(a herd of cows is blocking the roadway and she takes it upon herself to move them) "I've spent the past 24 hours in every level of hell and I am not going to let your fuzzy white asses drag me any further. So, if you know what's good for you, you'll move. "
- Anna, Leap Year

(after Anna asks him to drive her to Dublin) "Dublin, huh? Let me tell you something about Dublin. Dublin is a city of chances and cheats and back stabbing snakes. It is a city where the worst of humanity collects the poison of their country. I wouldn't advise you to go there."
- Declan, Leap Year

(Anna tells him that it's a romantic tradition after he laughs at her reason for going to Dublin) "It's a day for desperate woman to trap themselves a man who clearly doesn't want to get married. If your man wanted to propose he would have done it already."
- Declan, Leap Year

Always kiss like it’s the first time and the last time.

Monday, September 19, 2011

the prestige movie quotes (2006)





starring:
hugh jackman
christian bale
scarlett johansson


"Cutter: Obsession is a young man's game"


"Robert Angier: Would I be the man in the box or the prestige?
"


"Cutter: Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts. The first part is called The Pledge. The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man. He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal. But of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called The Turn. The magician takes the ordinary something and makes it do something extraordinary. Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled. But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear isn't enough; you have to bring it back. That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call The Prestige.
"


[last lines]
Cutter: Now you're looking for the secret. But you wont find it because of course, you're not really looking. You don't really want to work it out. You want to be, fooled.


Robert Angier: I never thought I'd find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass.
Cutter: Hasn't stopped you looking, has it?


Alfred Borden: You went half way around the world... you spent a fortune... you did terrible things... really terrible things Robert, and all for nothing.
Robert Angier: For nothing?
Alfred Borden: Yeah
Robert Angier: You never understood, why we did this. The audience knows the truth: the world is simple. It's miserable, solid all the way through. But if you could fool them, even for a second, then you can make them wonder, and then you... then you got to see something really special... you really don't know?... it was... it was the look on their faces...


Alfred Borden: So... we go alone now. Both of us. Only I don't have as far to go as you. Go. You were right, I should have left him to his damn trick. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for a lot of things. I'm sorry about Sarah. I didn't mean to hurt her... I didn't. You go and live your life in full now, all right? You live for both of us.
Fallon: Goodbye.


Alfred Borden: The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.


Nikola Tesla: Nothing is impossible, Mr. Angier. What you want is simply expensive


Nikola Tesla: You’re familiar with the phrase “Man’s reach exceeds his grasp”? It’s a lie. Man’s grasp exceeds his nerve. The only limits on scientific progress are those imposed by society. The first time I changed the world, I was hailed as a visionary. The second time I was asked politely to retire. The world only tolerates one change at a time. And so here I am. Enjoying my “retirement”. Nothing is impossible, Mr. Angier, what you want is simply expensive.


Alfred Borden: He came in to demand an answer and I told him the truth. That I have fought with myself over that night, one half of me swearing blind that I tied a simple slipknot, the other half convinced that I tied the Langford double. I can never know for sure.


Nikola Tesla: I apologize for leaving without saying goodbye, but I seem to have outstayed my welcome in Colorado. The truly extraordinary is not permitted in science and industry. Perhaps you'll find more luck in your field, where people are happy to be mystified. You will find what you are looking for in this box. Alley has written you a thorough set of instructions. I add only one suggestion on using the machine: destroy it. Drop it to the bottom of the deepest ocean. Such a thing will bring you only misery.


Robert Angier


Man's reach exceeds his imagination!
If anybody really believed the things I did on stage, they wouldn't clap, they'd scream.
You never understood... why we did this. The audience knows the truth. The world is simple, miserable, solid all the way through. But if you can fool them, even for a second... then you can make them wonder. And you get to see something very special. ... You really don't know. ... It was the look on their faces.


Alfred Borden


Are you watching closely?
The secret impresses no one. The trick you use it for is everything.
The sacrifice... that's the price of a good trick.


Alfred Borden: Everything's going to be alright, because I love you very much.
Sarah: Say it again.
Alfred Borden: I love you.
Sarah: Not today.
Alfred Borden: What do you mean?
Sarah: Well some days it's not true. Maybe today you're more in love with magic. I like being able to tell the difference, it makes the days it is true mean something.


[after showing a little boy how to do a coin trick]
Alfred Borden: Never show anyone. They'll beg you and they'll flatter you for the secret, but as soon as you give it up... you'll be nothing to them.


Robert Angier: [to Borden] You always were the better magician. We both know that. Whatever your secret was, you have to agree, mine is better.


Olivia Wenscombe: You married her. You had a child with her.
Alfred Borden: Yes. Part of me did. But the other part... the other part didn't. The part that found you, the part that's sitting here right now.
Olivia Wenscombe: You could be in some other cafe saying the same thing about me right now. It's inhuman to be so cold.


Alfred Borden: I love you.
Sarah: You mean it today.
Alfred Borden: Of course.
Sarah: It just makes it so much harder when you don't.


Alfred Borden: A real magician tries to invent something new, that other magicians are gonna scratch their heads over.