Saturday, June 2, 2012

3 idiiots movie quotes





  • Aal izz well.
    • All is well.
  • Yeh engineer bade chalak hote hai sir,aisi koi machine hi nahi banai jo yahaan (brain) ka pressure naap sake. Banate toh pata chal jaata ke yeh suicide naahi murder hai.
    • These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.
  • [Rancho mimicking Virus]Life is a race.. If you don't run fast.. You will be like a broken anda (egg)..
  • [To Professor] Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch ()
  • Kiss ho nahi paati yaar... naak beech me aa jaati hai.
    • I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between.
  • Main apko engineering nahi padha raha tha sir, woh to aap mujhse jyada aacha jante hain. Main to apko yeh padha raha tha ... ki padhate kaise hain..
    • I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach,. 


  • Jahapanah tussi great ho.Tofa kubool karo.
    • My lord you are great, please accept my offering.

Joy Lobo (song)

Give me some sunshine,
Give me some rain,
Give me another chance,
I wanna grow up once again...

Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi)

  • Fullll connection hai baba...
    • There's something going on between you both
  • Dono taange tudawa kar apne pairo par khada hona sikha hai sir, badi mushkil se aaya hai yeh attitude, nahi hoga sir. Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye, main apna attitude rakh leta hoon.
    • Sir, I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs. This attitude has come with great difficulty. No sir, I can't. You may keep your job, and let me keep my attitude.

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan)

  • Badi duvidha thi, Dost ko sambhaltay ya dost ki Maa kay aansu pochtay, phir humne socha hatao yaar mater paneer pay concentrate karo
  • Today my respect for that idiot shot up. Most of us went to college just for a degree. No degree meant no plum job, no pretty wife, no credit card, no social status. But none of this mattered to him, he was in college for the joy of learning, he never cared if he was first or last. 
  • Human behaviour ke baare me uss din humne kuch jaana, Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai.
    • We learnt something about human behaviour that day, It feels bad when a friend fails, but it feels even worse when he comes first.
  • Baba ranchoddas sahi kehte the... Baccha kabil bano kabil.. Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi
(बाबा रणछोड़ दास सही कहते थे...बच्चा काबिल बनो काबिल..कामयाबी तो साली झक मार के पीछे आयेगी)
(last lines)
  • Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success (Chateur) will follow, pants down!"
  • [narration] I've always been a law abiding citizen. But in the last 24 hours, I grounded an airplane, nearly flushed someone's remains down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. All for Rancho. He would've done the same for any of us, too, like stealing a copy of the final exam that was designed for Raju's failure.

Virus (Bomman Irani)

  • Shave karani hai? (nahi Sir) then "Get Lost..!"
  • Everything is fair in Love and War, and this is World War... 3!
Viru Sahastrabudhhe: [Angrily looks for Raju in the class] Raju Rastogi? Raju Rastogi: [a drunk Raju stands up from the last bench of class... and shouts] Yes, sir! Viru Sahastrabudhhe: How does an induction motor start? Raju Rastogi: [Raju looks around smilingly and then shouts] Vrrrrommmmmm. Vrrrrrrrooom.



Sunday, May 20, 2012

awesome lines

My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then I made a Twitter and it became a hobby

When I’m wearing a brand new outfit, I walk out the house feeling all good

When my mom says “I bought food for you”, I’m like oh shit wait, I’m coming!"

When you’re already awake and your mom keeps yelling at your to get up, & i'm like, OK MOM! IM UP!

When you finally get comfortable in bed and your mom says “Come Here!”

When someone makes you mad, but you can’t hit them

When you’re walking in the hallway at school and you don’t 

have enough time to talk to your friends, you walk by making a face

When a teacher is talking about her kid in class, all I’m thinking is:


There is no “U” in awesome.

But there is a ‘me

That moment when you press play on your iPod, and you forget that the volume is all the way up

That moment when your friend offers to buy you food when you have no money and doesn’t want to get paid back

That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves the class.

Having unlimited texting.. With no one to text.

When that annoying person walks in front of you in a movie.

The moment when you’ve been told to take out your gum but it still has flavor left

When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.

When I hear fake girls say they hate fake girls.

When adults complains about our generation

I’m here like hold the fuck up… 

who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

I hate when people don’t warn me before they take a picture of me

Roses are red, facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?

When you’re looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird

When you have all these art ideas but you can’t draw

When you wave at someone, and they don’t wave back: well, fuck you too!

That awkward moment when someone tells you how much they hate someone. and then the next day they are best friends?

When that one dumb kid in class keeps asking the most unbelievably stupid questions…