you can relate to this...

       You know you're fucked when the back to school commercials come on TV.

       I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

       I want to thank all the porn sites for being there for me when things got hard.

       I hate it when I'm listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I think someone's shouting my name.

       If aliens ever land on earth and demand to see our leader, our best chance of survival is to bring them to Lady Gaga.

       Summer should get a ticket for speeding.

       You're such a whore they're going to have to bury you in a "Y" shaped coffin.

       Check who's online. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what's up?" Damn!

       A Chinese couple had a black baby, guess what they named him? "Sum Ting Wong"

       "BRB" = I'm still here but I don't wanna talk to you.

       Dont you just hate it when you don't answer your phone & your parents immediately assume you are either dead or have been kidnapped? -__-

       Sitting at a movie theater and saying "I wanna see that!" to every trailer.

       Rumors are funny, I find out stuff about myself that I didin't even know I did!

       Going the wrong way in the hallway and having to awkwardly turn around.

       I fall for a girl's personality, her looks are just a bonus :]

       Seeing question #1 on an exam and then immediately thinking "oh crap".

       We have all experienced the pain of watching a slow typer.

       The awkward silence your friends give you when your crush walks by.

       "Hey, did you ask yet?" "No, my parents are in a bad mood..."

       If I open this bag really slowly no one will hear it...CRUSHSHSHSH... fail

       Her legs spread so easily, I can't believe its not butter.

       Do you still think about me still? Or do you not think so far, ahead? Cause I've been thinking about you forever.

       "I make it rain, I make it rain." "Grandma please! Just water the flowers!"

       Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a chair.

       I hate pausing Youtube videos and waiting for them to load.

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       Daydreaming while you're reading, then having to re-read what you just read.

       "Did you get home ok?" "No I died, that's why I'm talking to you right now!"

       I hate it when I do something amazing AND NO ONE SEES IT!!

       "GET THE FUCK OUT MY FACE!" "Grandma please! It's a 3D movie!" -__-

       The moment when you're like, "Who the fuck took my. . . oh. there it is. "

       When I was younger, I thought the Motorola Razor was the coolest phone ever.

       "IM FRESHA THAN A MUTHAFUCKER!" "Grandma please put The Febreeze Down!"

       Good things don't last forever...

       People like you are the reason we have middle fingers.

       I hate it when I cant figure out which side of the blanket is the long side.

       I wrote the word "swag" on my light switch, So every morning I can turn my swag on.

       No, you ask my mom, she'll say yes to you.

       WHEN YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS, THE VOICE IN MY HEAD SCREAMS.

       My girl left me because of my obsession with Africa. Kenya believe that?

       Fine, dont laugh at my joke. make me look stupid. I hate you.

       That bastard will never find me, im so used and abused. -Phone

       I hate when you're nice to the weird kid, and then they stalk your life.

       When your crush likes your picture on Facebook and you're all like, "OMG! YESSSSS!!"

       The feeling you get after you turn all the lights off in your house. "Run, bitch run."

       If we put pictures of lost kids on beer cans instead of milk cartons, we'd find them in about 15 minutes.

       I love staying up all night even If I have nothing to do but just facebook & twitter.

       Asking a question you already know just to see if the person will lie.

       When people ask for candy I’m eating, I give them the flavor I don’t like.

       Mentally saying "Wed-nes-day" when writing the word "Wednesday"

       If Eminem made a rap about math formulas, I'd have an A.

       Isn't it annoying when people only call you when they need something? That's exactly how most people treat God. How do you think He feels?

       If Wal-Mart is lowering prices everyday, then why isn't anything free yet?

       Yeah Mom, because I understand you a WHOLE lot more when you're SCREAMING!?

       "Oh crap, is that ____? "Yeah.." "TURN AROUND, WALK, WALK WALK."

       I hate it when your talking to someone you like and they fall asleep on you

       Whenever I'm searching something on google and its not on the first page, I don't bother to go to the other pages.

       Sometimes when I'm sad, I cut myself… A piece of cake.

       I hate when the crayon color name lies to you. I wanted blue, not PURPLE. But thanks for ruining my picture!

       So me and my phone are playing hide and seek. The bitch is good.

Never beg people to stay against their will.. sometimes the gift of goodbye opens up another door. Here's the catch. Move on, but dont mmove away.