all about facebook

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers,

Can you guess

which one I have, just for you?

height of addiction:

just before hanging judge asked the prisoner, any last wish?

PRISONER SAID: YES, I WANT TO UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS AS DEAD ! :-P

face book is the only place you can talk to a wall, and it talks back.

Why is Facebook teaching us vandalism, i mean writing on walls?!

Facebook: helping you spy on people one click at a time.

if you think you're too addicted to Facebook then press ctrl-w and you're addiction will magically disappear! no side-affects!!

If Facebook would have been our school.Quizzes our Exams.Uploading photos,videos,updating status our Assignments.then we all would have been Merit students;-}

If Facebook was our work, will be all Getting extra PAID!!

You smile I smile, You laugh I laugh, You cry I cry, You jump off a cliff...I miss your facebook updates..LOL

Facebook really needs to add a few new buttons. We only have "like" we need a "LOVE" button, a "Hate" button, and perhaps a "Shut the HELL up" button!

Most of my Facebook friends are farmers, gangsters or cooks.

why do people say to me " your ALWAYS on Facebook? how do they know exactly? could it be that they are too?

The angel on my shoulder is telling me to get on with my homework... but the devil on the other shoulder is shouting 'MORE FACEBOOK!'

Facebook is like a fridge, you keep on opening and closing it just to see if there is something new, but there never is.

is sick of people telling me I am addicted to Facebook! Just because I take my laptop to the toilet does NOT mean I am addicted..

he knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been good or bad... looks like Santa's on Facebook

how come Facebook only has apps that let us send kisses, hugs and smiles? where are the I hate you, you suck, I wish you would get run over by a bus apps??

welcome to Facebook, how may i help you? can i distract you from homework and make you fail? keep you up all night? get you in trouble? sure no problem.

If I get another invite for farmville, I'm going to get my friends in Mafia Wars to shoot your cows and send the meat to Cafe World!

I have nothing to say really...but this status box is so tempting I feel obligated to update it.

When i was young i had an imaginary friend, thanks to Facebook i now have millions! : )

reckons that if Facebook was ever shut down you would see people wandering aimlessly through the streets, scribbling on walls and randomly poking each other.

wonders why people can never say it to your face, but can ALWAYS post it on Facebook!

It's Facebook that made me realize that i"like" so many things :)

Facebook is not a place to solve problems. If you want people to butt out of your business, don't put personal problems on Facebook in the first place.

Help!!! I'm sleep facebooking!! I'm in farmville and FREDDY KRUEGER is chasing me with a tractor!!!

26 things a perfect guy would do

1. Know how to make you smile when you are down.
2. Try to secretly smell your hair, but you always notice.
3. Stick up for you, but still respects your independence.
4. Give you the remote control during the game.
5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
6. Play with your hair.
7. His hands always find yours.
8. Be cute when he really wants something.
9. Offer you plenty of massages.
10. Dance with you, even if he feels like a dork.
11. Never run out of love.
12. Be funny, but know how to be serious.
13. Realize he's being funny when he needs to be serious.
14. Be patient when you take forever to get ready.
15. React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts.
16. Smile a lot.
17. Plans a romantic date full of cheesy things he wouldn't normally like to do, just because he knows it means a lot to you.
18. Appreciate you.
19. Help others out.
20. Drive 5 hours just to see you for 1.
21. Always gives you a peck on the cheek when you depart from each others company, even when his friends are watching.
22. Sing, even if he can't.
23. Have a creative sense of humor.
24. Stare at you.
25. Call for no reason.
26. Quit smoking, chewing, drinking, or drugs - just because he loves u that much to quit it.

A silent Love Story (repost)

Silent Love Story

From the very Beginning, the girl's family objected strongly on her dating this guy. Saying that it has got to do with family background & that the girl will have to suffer for the rest of her life if she were to be with him.
Due to family's pressure, the couple quarrel very often. Though the girl love the guy deeply, but she always ask him: "How deep is your love for me?"
As the guy is not good with his words, these often cause the girl to be very upset. With that & the family's pressure, the girl often vents her anger on him. As for him, he only endures it in silence.
After a couple of years, the guy finally graduated & decided to further his studies in overseas. Before leaving, he proposed to the girl: "I'm not very good with words. But all I know is that I love you. If you allow me, I will take care of you for the rest of my life. As for your family, I'll try my best to talk them round. Will you marry me?"
The girl agreed, & with the guy's determination, the family finally gave in & agreed to let them get married. So before he leaves, they got engaged.
The girl went out to the working society, whereas the guy was overseas, continuing his studies. They sent their love through emails & phone calls. Though it's hard, but both never thought of giving up.
One day, while the girl was on her way to work, she was knocked down by a car that lost control. When she woke up, she saw her parents beside her bed. She realized that she was badly injured. Seeing her mum crying, she wanted to comfort her. But she realized that all that could come out of her mouth was just a sigh. She has lost her voice......
The doctor says that the impact on her brain has caused her to lose her voice. Listening to her parents' comfort, but with nothing coming out from her, she broke down.
During the stay in hospital, besides silence cry ...it’s still just silence cry that companied her. Upon reaching home, everything seems to be the same. Except for the ringing tone of the phone. Which pierced into her heart everytime it rang. She does not wish to let the guy know. & not wanting to be a burden to him, she wrote a letter to him saying that she does not wish to wait any longer.
With that, she sent the ring back to him. In return, the guy sent millions & millions of reply, and countless of phone calls, all the girl could do, besides crying, is still crying....
The parents decided to move away, hoping that she could eventually forget everything & be happy.
With a new environment, the girl learns sign language & started a new life. Telling herself everyday that she must forget the guy. One day, her friend came & told her that he's back. She asked her friend not to let him know what happened to her. Since then, there wasn't anymore news of him.
A year has passed & her friend came with an envelope, containing an invitation card for the guy's wedding. The girl was shattered. When she open the letter, she saw her name in it instead.
When she was about to ask her friend what's going on, she saw the guy standing in front of her. He used sign language telling her "I've spent a year's time to learn sign language. Just to let you know that I've not forgotten our promise. Let me have the chance to be your voice. I Love You. With that, he slipped the ring back into her finger. The girl finally smiled.


by: nirdla_24 of pinoyden

Break Up Lines

HERE ARE THE SAMPLES
OF BREAK UP LiNES :

1. "I just realized that I don't
want to be
touched."
2. "I'm confused and I need
some time out to
find myself!!!"
3. "Maybe this is not the right
time for us."
4. "Di kita maalagaan ng tulad
ng ineexpect mo.
You deserve someone
better. That's not me."
5. "Lasing lang ako kagabi.
Sorry."
6. "We are too different from
each other."
7. "We have to meet other
people to see what
it's like to be with someone else.
I'm giving
you that choice. if you come
back to me, we'll
both be better from having
chosen freely."
8. "Someday, hahanapin kita,
when we're both
ready. When we don't care
about the odds. Kung
tayo talaga, tayo rin in the end,
di ba?"
9. "I really think that we should
break
up." "Why?" "Because I don't
know if I still love you."
10. "I just realized I haven't had
time to walk
my dog..."
11. "It's not you, it's me...
12. "Talagang kapatid/kaibigan
lang ang turing ko
sa 'yo, e. Let's keep it that way."
13. "we are not growing
anymore."
14. "I don't have feelings for
you anymore."
15. "i need space..."
16. "Mahahanap mo rin ang
para sa iyo. Good luck
na lang."
17. "We don't fit in together."
18. "sorry kisses, di ka gusto ng
mama ko"
19. "Sorry, I just realized mas
gusto ko sa lalake "
20. "let's call it QUITS! "
21. "Pupunta na ako sa America
and I won't come
back. Don't follow me there,
please."
22. " Na Realize ko mahal ko
papala Ex ko "
23. " Masyado kang Bata "
24. " Kung talagang tayo kahit
saang sulok ng
mundo
magtatagpo tayo"
25. "it was not meant to be ... so
honey i am
setting you free to look for
your destiny"
26. "our time together was
beautiful ... but i
realized that there are still
things i like to discover
so ...."
27. "you are too immature for
me..."
28. "It seems that we are not
compatible with each
other."
29. "Tama na. Ayoko na. "
30. " i've decided to move on
with my life... "
31. "DI NA KITA MAHAL?"

SHARE NATiN D2 MGA
iBAT iBANG PARAAN
KUNG PANO MAKiPAG BREAK
SA BF/GF MO

iN DiFFERENT SiTUATiON
LiKE THE FF:
1.) Di MO NA MAHAL
2.) Di KANA MASAYA SA RELATiON NiO
3.) MAY MAS MAHAL KANANG iBA
4.) NAGSASAWA KNA
5.) AYAW NG PARENTS MO SA KANYA

Is Someone THE ONE?

Do you want to know if that 'someone' you're going out with or that 'someone' wooing you right now is the right person destined by fate to be with you forever ? Here are some surefire ways to know if that certain 'someone' is 'the one' ..


1. You're happy and carefree with her . You forget aLL your worries and your probLems whenever you're with her . The whoLe pLanet wiLL expLode and you won't mind .


2. You Love her despite and in spite of

3. You compLeteLy trust her and she compLeteLy trusts you . The word 'SECRET' doesn't exist in your reLationship .


4. You think of her not onLy as your 'gurL' . She is your bestfriend, your confidant, your adviser, and your weLL-meaning critic roLLed into one .


5. You want to be the best for her . You want to give her everything . You aLways want to make him happy .


6. She never faiLs to brighten up your day . Thinking of her aLways puts a smiLe on your face .

7. All the peopLe around you adore and admire her .


8. She makes you to want to be a better person .


9. You think she's perfect despite her fLaws .


10. You wiLL not think twice spending your Lifetime Living with her . You see yourseLf being with her for the rest of your Life .
All check ? Good ..


If not ? Then, wait for the right time that it wiLL aLL be check =)

Things a guy Should know

things a guy should know

43 things a girl wished her guy knew.. ( hehehe.. so true..)


#1 When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.

#2 When she misses you, she’s hurting inside.

#3 When she says it’s over, she still wants you to be hers.

#4 When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

#5 When she stares at your mouth, kiss her.

#6 When she pushes or hits you, grab her tight & don’t let her go.

#7 When she starts cursing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

#8 When she ignores you, give her your attention.

#9 When she pulls away, pull her back.

#10 When you see her at her worst, tell her she’s beautiful.

#11 When you see her crying, just hold her and don’t say a word.

#12 When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

#13 When she’s scared, protect her.

#14 When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.

#15 When she steals your favourite jacket, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

#16 When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh.

#17 When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

#18 When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up with the truth.

#19 When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand.

#20 When she grabs your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers.

#21 When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

#22 When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

#23 When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does.

#24 Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

#25 Don’t let her have the last word.

#26 Don’t call her hot, but gorgeous or beautiful is so much better.

#27 Say you love her more than she could ever love you.

#28 Argue that she is the best girl ever.

#29 When she’s mad, hug her tight and don’t let go.

#30 When she says she’s OK, don’t believe it, talk to
her about it, because 10 yrs later she’ll still remember it.

#31 Call her at 12:00am on special occasions to tell her you love her.

#32 Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.

#33 Treat her like she’s all that matters to you.

#34 Don’t ignore her when she’s out with you and your friends.

#35 Stay up all night with her when she’s sick.

#36 Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

#37 Let her into your world.

#38 Let her wear your clothes.

#39 When she’s bored and sad, hang out with her

#40 Let her know she’s important.

#41 Kiss her in the pouring rain.

#42 When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; “Who’s ass am I kicking today baby?”

#43 After she reads this, she hopes one day you’d read it too.

------so cute. :)

copied from mushy of pinoyden

pick up lines... 1

Scenario: Kasama ko ang GF ko sa sinehan

Me:mauna n q!
(sbay grab q s hands ng GF q patayo dn)
GF:bkt?
ME:(pointing on a sign board that says:
D0N’T LEAVE Y0UR VALUABLE THINGS UNATTENDED.)
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Hi!

I’m single…

Can u b my…

Sidecar?!

Pwd po ba?
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Aanhin pa ang alak…

kung sa’yo pa lang, MAY TAMA NA AKO!
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Sa Isang Art Class

boy: (tumayo patungo sa crush niya) excuse me, can you paint my love?
girl: eh di ba may brush ka naman?
boy: (parang nasupalpal sa sinabi ng babae, nakaisip ng ibang paraan) (binali ang brush niya sabay banat) ayan sira na brush ko, can you paint my love now?
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Sa class reunion

girl: (taas noong nilapitan ang bestfriend at crush niya nung highskul dahil sexy at maganda na siya ngaun) pano ba yan sexy at maganda na ko ngayon, siguro naman maiinlove ka na sakin?
boy: nagpapatawa ka ba?
girl: kainis to ginawa ko na nga lahat tapos tatawanan mo lang ako.
boy: eh pano, noon pa naman mahal na kita, may paganyan ganyan ka pa.
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boy: ‘kala ko ba malakas instinct ng mga girls.
girl: syempre naman, madali kaming makaramdam kung may nangyayari na.
boy: ganun? eh bakit di mo nararamdaman na mahal na kita?
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boy: pwede mo ba ko tulungan? naliligaw na kasi ako eh.
girl: bakit san mo ba balak pumunta?
boy: sa daan na didiretso sa piling mo.

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boy: kaya pala walang bituin sa langit eh…
girl: huh? bakit naman?
boy: nandito ka kasi…
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Girl(Getting Irritated): Ano ba kasi hinahanap mo? Tagal na nating umiikot e. La pa rin ba?
Boy: Di ko nga rin alam e. Basta pag nakita ko lam ko, yun na yun. Parang ikaw, nung una kitang nakita lam ko ikaw na.
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boy: teacher ka ba?
girl: sorry hindi, bakit naman pumasok sa isip mo yan?
boy: uhm, wala lang, tinuruan mo kasi akong magmahal.
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boy: ate nakakaawa ka naman. hindi ka ba nalulungkot?
girl: hindi naman, bakit mo naitanong yan?
boy: kasi nagiisa ka lang sa puso ko.
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boy: are you diabetic?
girl: hindi naman.
boy: [nakahinga ng malalim] hay buti naman.
girl: bakit may problema ba?
boy: wala lang. I’m just planning to be the sweetest person for you.
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GF na selosa: napakadami mong babae! Sabihin mo nga sa akin, sino ba talaga ang laman ng puso mo?
BF: Malay ko, kaw laging may dala eh…
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a sweet fight

GF: ayoko na talaga! dadalhin ko na lahat ng sa’kin. hindi na ko babalik! [paglabas ni gf sa pinto]
BF: hoy! babae! may nakalimutan ka!
GF: ano?
BF: hindi ano! AKO!
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Babae: ilan ba planeta sa mundo
lalake: dalawa lng alam ko eh
babae: bket dalawa lng?
lalake: because its you and me…against the world…
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SI GIRL NAMAN ANG BUMANAT KAY BOY

Girl: excuse me. may relo ka ba?
Boy: oo, bakit, magtatanong ka ba kung anong oras na?
Girl: hindi, itatanong ko lang kelan mo ko liligawan.
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Pano kung makasabay mo sa elevator ang crush mo (kayo lang dalawa) at ito ang maririnig mo:

Girl: nakakainis naman. Ang bagal.
Boy: (siyempre sasagot ka? habang pinagpapawisan) oo nga ang bagal ng elevator no?
Girl: hindi. ikaw! ang bagal mo kasing dumiskarte.
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GIRL: marunong kbang magduplicate ng susi ?
papagawa sana ako sayo ng kopya
para mkapasok din ako sa puso mo..

The Sequel:

GIRL: marunong kbang magduplicate ng susi ?
papagawa sana ako sayo ng kopya
para mkapasok din ako sa puso mo..
BOY: wala nmang susi ang puso e.. palaging BUKAS ‘to para sayo..
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Girl: hoy, ano ba! nakakainis ka na!
Boy: huh? bakit? inaano ba kita?
Girl: un nga eh wala kang ginagawa!
Boy: kaya nga wala akong ginagawa tapos naasar ka. bakit ba?
Girl: eh kasi mahal na kita. ano? manliligaw ka ba?
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“You must be corny! ‘Cause you keep on popping into my mind.”
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“You know what? If I get married? I won’t even invite you! …. Cause you’re going to be my bride.”
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“My heart is like a baker … it’s always beating for you.”
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“Cholesterol ka ba? kasi nakakataba ka ng puso e…”
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“Para tayong science … may chemistry tayo e”
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“High voltage ka ba? Kasi there’s a spark between us”
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“Para kang programming bug … kahit anong gngwa ko .. andyn ka pa ren”

dee kowtz collection

¤Only the mind can make right decisions, but undeniably, the heart decides for your happiness even if it's wrong.






¤PERFECT is not when compatible persons are together it is when u're both opposite but in that way u both COMPLETE each other






¤i can't make people love me forever all i can do is show them who i am and what i feel & it's up to than to realize my worth.






¤Nothing's even more happier than to see a friend who appreciates you in the smallest thing, accepts you in times of hardships, comforts you when troubled,  loves you no matter what, and simply because..
they are happy for having you, rain or shine..






¤What could be nicer than seeing your love one smile at you so sweetly for no reason... :)






¤sometimes behind the lie, there hides the truth that is more passionate than reality.






¤the happiest couples are those who have better understanding rather than have same qualities.


¤the saddest thing on earth is when u love someone else that only use u for someone






¤3 nice stories:


1. Once, all villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered and only one boy came with an umbrella.
that'sFAITH.


2. When you throw a baby in the air, the baby laughs bcoz he knows you will catch him.
that's TRUST.


3. Evry night we go to bed, we have no assurance that we will wake up the next morning, but still we have plans for tomorrow.
that's H0PE.




Celebrate life with faith, trust and hope.






¤a serious piece of advice:
LEAVE people who doesn't see your real worth, and Fall for someone when feels CONTENTED having you.






¤being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. it means you've decided to see life beyond the imperfections. don't say your happy cause everything is alright. but be happy cause while everything is complicated, you're still doing fine.




¤the more you get attached, the more you'll end up getting hurt.






¤If this were my one last breath, I'd use it to give you one last kiss.






¤PERFECT is not when compatible persons are  together it is when you're both opposite but in that way you both COMPLETE each other.






¤Don't change yourself to adjust to person who don't like u..
For personality is not a theorem to be proven, but a postulate to be accepted.






¤i've built a wall not to block anyone out. But to see who loves me enough to climb over it.


¤i erased her no. to forget d pain of yesterday..But now im waiting for a text from an unregistered no. that only my heart can remember






¤The secret of life is not just to live but to have something worth while to live for. We only live once, but if we live right, once is more than enough.






¤There will be times when u will love someone so much that even the simplest gesture is enough to convince u & make u stay in love.






¤there is only one happiness in life.to love and be loved






¤distance doesnt ruin a relationship,doubts do.






¤when a girl says IM HAPPY FOR YOU, most of the time she doesnt mean it. What she's trying to say is, WHY DID U CHOOSE HER OVER ME? 


—True love is like
ghosts, which
everybody talks about
and few have seen.


—True love never
lives happily ever
after – true love has
no ending.


—Age does not
protect u from love.
But love, to some
extent, protects you
from age.
—Don’t say you love
me unless you really
mean it cause I might
do something crazy
like believe it.


—There is nothing
more important in life
than love.


—Its funny how day
by day nothing
changes,
but when you look
back,
everything is
different.


—We must love one
another or die


—You gotta learn to
laugh, it’s the way to
true love.


—1.A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S T V
W X Y Z ‘oopz i miss u’


—To learn and never
be filled, is wisdom;
To teach and never be
weary is love.

¤trust should be like a feeling of a year old baby, when u throw him up in the air, he laughs. Coz he knows you'll never let him fall.

¤waiting for the right time may not always be the smart thing to do because sometimes, the wrong moment could be the most perfect of all.

--you like me... And her and her.. And her... And her... Oooohhhh i feel special!

--the worst feeling in the world is when you know you're losing someone & there's nothing that you can do to prevent being replaced

--just because i'm here for you all the time doesn't mean u can take me for granted

--i heard ur dating my ex.. I'm eating a sandwich.. Want those leftovers too?

--Girl: w/c is more impt. 2u? Ur life or me? Boy: is there a difference between you and my life?

--if you need someone's attention, and you get it from making yourself look pretty, he's not worth it.

--Love is d 7th sense, which destroys all other 6 senses.

--a broken heart is like a dog bite. The pain will go away, but the scar will last forever.

--it hurts when u want to express what u feel but all you can do is stay quiet.

--its hard to answer the question 'what's wrong' when nothing's right

--never waste ur time on falling for someone, that wouldnt catch u

--the best way to end a relationship is friendship and by the way it's one of the most painful ways.

--the word sorry will not heal a broken heart.

--some girls should start eating make up so they can be pretty on the inside as well.