When you first look at a man and a woman, you are able to notice the subtle differences between the sexes. It is when the two sexes communicate with each other, however, that the differences become truly glaring. This is because one is speaking "he talk" while the other is speaking "she talk."
Where this difference really becomes a problem is when you are in a relationship, and you need to know how to combine "he talk" and "she talk" into "we talk." So I feel like it's my job as a man and as a dating coach to help women learn how to understand "he talk" (or "man talk" as I like to call it), so that they won't need to hire a translator to understand what men are saying.
Women want men to express their feelings. They complain, "Why can't he just say he loves me?" or, "I wish he would just compliment me more."
What you need to pay attention to and realize, though, is that men do tell you they love you and compliment you... they just do it using their own language. Men, in fact, sometimes don't use words at all when they are communicating with you.
This will help you understand men's verbal and non-verbal language.
Sometimes it's not what men say, but it's their actions that are significant.
Sometimes it's not what men say, but it's their actions that are significant. It is necessary for women to learn to interpret men's roundabout way of communicating with them.
Here are 10 things that men say and do, and what they really mean:
1. He starts talking about how crazy all his single friends lives are, and then he tells you that he doesn't miss it at all. What most women will think if they hear this, is that he misses those days. This is not true. He says this because he is looking for confirmation that you feel exactly the same way. He also wants to communicate that he's ready to take the relationship to the next level.
2. Since you recently took him to your family's house for dinner, he can't stop talking about how much fun he had with your brother. What he means here is that he really likes your family, and wouldn't mind being a part of your family.
3. He teases you about things like how clumsy you are or about how you put smiley faces in every one of your emails. What he's really telling you when he does this is that he really likes you a lot. Remember that men are just giant boys... we tease the ones we love and ignore the ones we don't.
4. A man tells you he needs his space. So what does this mean to you? It means that you need to ignore him and not call him. Men love the chase. By not calling him, he'll start calling you and wondering what happened.
5. A man says that he really wants you to meet his parents. What does this mean in man talk? He's telling you that you are his girlfriend, and that he is ready to take it to the next level by getting you involved with his family. This brings us right to the next bit of man talk.
6. When a man calls you and says, "I want you to meet my friends on Friday night," this is as big as meeting his parents. He's introducing you to his pack. It means that he thinks you are attractive and sexy, and he wants to show you off to his friends.
7. After sleeping over at his house several times, he tells you that the next time you sleep over you should bring some things to make you feel more comfortable and a change of clothing. In man talk, that is basically telling you that he's wondering what it would be like to live with you. He also wants your things around.
8. You have plans with him on a Sunday, and you find out that he passed up floor seats to his favorite basketball team to keep those plans with you. What does that tell you in man talk? It tells you that he's hooked... and that you are his girlfriend.
9. He is watching one of your favorite shows on a night you're not together, and he calls you afterwards to talk about it. In man talk, what does this mean? By doing this, he's telling you that he pays attention to you, and he's interested in learning more about you and sharing more things with you. Men generally do not choose to watch "Project Runway" on their own. If we're watching your TV shows, we really like you.
10. He tells you, "I've cleaned today." What this means in man talk is, "I spent the day doing something I dislike more than anything." You need to realize that when a man says this to you, he really likes you. To most men, cleaning the house is just about the worst way he can spend a day.
Once you understand the hidden language and actions of man talk, you'll become far more secure in your dating and relationships.
Once you understand the hidden language and actions of man talk, you'll become far more secure in your dating and relationships. So the next time you go over to your man's house and he looks at you and says, "I cleaned today," you'll know that he really meant to say, "I must really like you, because I can ignore my mess most of the time."
*FROM nirdla_24 of pinoyden
Thursday, October 6, 2011
understanding men
How to write love letters
HOW TO WRITE LOVE LETTERS?
Creativeness. That is the rule when you're writing love letters. You cannot be too staid, too formal, or too ordinary. You have to be different and you have to create a positive, lasting impression on the mind of the receiver of the letter.
So, how do you write a decent love letter? First, ask yourself what you want to achieve by writing a love letter. Do you want to reassure a loved one of your promise to him or her? Do you want to make up with your sweetheart? Or do you just want to say "i love you?" Definitely, you have to be clear with your intention. You cannot just ramble incessantly.
Second, determine what tone you're going to use in your letter. You can be formal, although it takes a lot of finesse to carry that through. You can be poetic, in the tradition of the browning couple, or you can be witty. The latter is sometimes more effective and more attention-grabbing than anything else.
Third, go to your favorite place. It can be your bedroom, the garden, the roof of your house, the library, or anywhere you feel safe, comfortable, and happy. Why? Because when you're in your most favorite place, you guards are all down. You're more attuned to your feelings. Thus, if you're in this condition, you'll never run out of things to say or write.
Fourth, if you're having difficulty deciding how start your letter, get a scratch paper and scribble everything that comes into your mind. Then read all that you have written and pick out the most interesting sentence or phrase you have made. After that, compose your letter using this as your sping board. Eventually, the words will flow more freely.
Fifth, re-read your letter and put yourself in the addressee's place. Think how he or she will feel while reading your letter. Needless to say, this is also a good time to check your grammar. In a social letter, such as a love letter, the conventions in writing are not so strictly followed. After all, you're not applying for a job or anything. But then, you're striving to make a good impression, if you're just in the courting stage. So, it will help if your letter will reflect a positive image of yourself. Moreover, whatever stage you and your loved one are in, in a relationship, anybody will always appreciate receiving a well-written letter.
And finally, to be able to write a decent love letter, be true to yourself. If you're a simple guy, don't pass yourself off as someone who is sophisticated or intellectually gifted. Don't use high sounding words. Don't resort to name dropping as well. And don't you ever use a ghost writer to do your personal letters. It is not only ill-mannered but also an admission that you are not worthy of anybody's trust, respect and love.
So, relax. Just listen to your heart and you will never do wrong.
POINTERS IN WRITING LOVE LETTERS:
Here are some tips you can follow to write effective love letters:
1. As much as possible, use your own handwriting when writing your letter. However, encoded letters sent via e-mail are also permissible.
2. Write legibly and avoid erasures.
3. Use a pen with black or blue ink to write your letters. Avoid using neon-colored pens, especially when your letter is long.
4. Write on a clean and fresh stationery.
5. Be honest, sincere, candid, and considerate of other people's feelings when writing your letter.
6. Use the language you're most comfortable in.
7. Avoid using a ghost-writer.
8. Be interesting and decisive.
(I suggest that you use scented papers. Or spray a soft scented perfume on a paper that you are going to write.)
bitchy phrases
I smile because I have no idea what is going on
I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own
****I'm not weird! I'm gifted****
You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!
~What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Hooked on funks worked far me, Kant cha tell?
DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE
Success comes before work... only in the dictionary
~*Never fight with an ugly person~*~they have nothing to loose! *~
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
~* Big Girls dont cry they get even*~
NO OFFICER THERE'S ANY BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!
In some cultures what I do is considered normal
Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.
Roses are red violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk
Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!
I don't come with dice-so don't play me.
This is an inside joke and your on the outside!
-That's all right, that's okay, you're going to pump my gas someday! -
Don't Treat Me Any Differently than You Would the Queen
EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards
Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!
HOW MANY BOWLS OF COURAGE DID U EAT THIS MORNING?
Roses are red violets are blue I'm skitzafranic and so am I!
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse.
I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one night..."
"Winston, you are drunk." - Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober" - Winston Churchill
"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over."
How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" - Alex Trebek
I no longer wish to belong to the kind of club that accepts people like me as members" - Groucho Marx
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears
Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date
Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!
Don't go away mad, just go away!
We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.
What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.
If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?
It's a beautiful world but everyone's insane."
~Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
It's not that I don't like you! It's just that when I'm not behind the mic I'm a person just like you!
A butch talks dirty to a women and its sexual harassement. A women talks dirty to a butch and its $3.95 a min.
"Drug laws create criminals"
Your friends are worth more than you think--$7.99 at least
"If you need space, join NASA, baby"
Its not an attitude ,its the way I am
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
MAAGANG SULAT PARA SA AKING MGA INAANAK
funny phrases
When you’re reading a person’s graphic tee and they walk away before you finish reading
I hate it when someone starts to tell you something but they end up saying “never mind”
When my friends say stuff around my parents they aren’t supposed to say
That awkward moment when you’re falling off of your bed and you can’t find anything to grab to stop yourself
That moment when your friend keeps talking and you pretend to be interested.
When a friend makes you laugh in class and you have to try and hold it in
When someone is so attractive it hurts
When someone accidentally lets one of your biggest secrets slip out to someone you didn’t want knowing
Whenever I use ‘Thus’ in an essay, I feel like motherfucking Shakespeare.
The awkward moment when you’re eating dinner at someone’s house and you don’t like their cooking
“Why do you and your bestfriend laugh at everything?” Coz that's what we do!
That awkward moment when you walk out of your bedroom in your pajamas and there’s a guest in your house.
Who ever invented the “copy and paste” has saved many hours of my life.
That awkward moment when you think of something odd/dirty in public then really hope there isn’t a telepath in the room
“In the world there are, on average, five people with the look identical to yours.”
There are 5 sexy motherfuckers out there.
Looking at your textbooks thinking
“What a waste of a tree”when you see your ex with someone who isn’t even half as cute as you.
When someone is getting on your nerves and you’re trying not to say anything…
I hate it when i’m walking around my house in socks &’ I step on something wet
Money does not buy happiness, but it pays my internet, which is almost the same thing.
On “My Super Sweet 16” when the girl gets mad that daddy bought her the wrong car
Bitch I ride a bike…Spend more time looking at your face on video chat
than the person you’re camming with.
The sexual noises we all make when we stretch
*UHHHHHHHYou could be selling your soul by agreeing to the “Terms and Conditions” and you would never know it.
That awkward moment when you’re really upset and decide to play the saddest song you know.
After 25 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo on her. When she found out she said “Explain the dildo fool,” he said, “Explain the kids bitch.”
The moment of jealousy when you find out your friends have gone out somewhere without inviting you.
Wouldn’t it be nice if your iPod could detect your mood and make a playlist for it?
Certain people need to understand that I don’t like them.
When you’re in class and someone asks you for a pencil so you give them the most retarded one you own.
Walking into your house late at night hoping
When distant family members visit and your parents want to give them your room to stay in…
That awkward moment when you hand over your phone to show someone a picture…and they keep scrolling through the rest
Give It Back Now, with your nosey ass
Watching someone eat that last piece of cake you had your eye on…
When someone says: “Wow, you look great today!!”
The fuck did I look like yesterday…?That awesome moment when you’re included in someone’s profile picture.
When the computer says you’re connected to the internet but pages don’t load. Don't lie to me bitch!
Getting food at night and trying not to wake your family with your clumsiness.
I hate how these people on Sweet 16 act all surprised when their parents say “ERRYBODY OUTSIDE”. Bitch, you know damn well your spoiled ass is getting a fucking car.
That awkward moment when you can’t find your phone because your bed ate it.
I didn’t fall for you, you fucking tripped me.
That awkward moment when your chair makes a fart noise & no one believes it was the chair, so you try to do it again but you can’t make the sound.
When I buy a bag of air and the company is nice enough to put in some chips
That awkward moment when your mom is doing the dishes and you slowly put your plate into the sink.
When your phone rings and you turn into a fucking athlete to get it
When your friends bring up something that could get you in trouble in front of your parents
When that fake bitch tries to act like your friend
The reason why I look so bad in my school pictures?
The photographer said I needed to bring my sexy level down because it might hurt the self-esteem of other students.
That awkward moment when you say something really deep:
First Reaction: Wow, how the fuck did I think about it?:That moment when you’re not sure if the automatic door is going to open for you or not.
Well, damn…. Should I touch the motherfucker?And you’re just standing there like:
Stalking someone’s facebook and accidentally clicking “like” on something
Distance Sucks -_-
Do you know how far my fucking fridge is from my room ?! D
DEAR OPTIMIST, PESSIMIST, AND REALIST
That awkward moment when you’re really annoyed at someone but you don’t wanna start a fight so you’ll just shut up.
So I started doing the same shit to them at funeralsTHAT STAGE IN A FRIENDSHIP WHERE YOU CAN START INSULTING THEM.
When you propose to me, please don’t put the ring in my food because I guarantee I will eat that shit
That awkward moment when someone’s zipper is down and you don’t know whether to tell them or not because you don’t know how to explain why you were looking that low.
If you’re referring to me in a status, go ahead and tag me in it, bitch.
That awkward moment when someone remembers your name but you have NO clue who they are.
That awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one’s listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.
When you see pictures of your friends hanging out and you weren’t invited
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day.
I was normal until…
bullshit, I was never normal.
When you dislike someone so much that their name angers you
Apple and Blackberry should team up and make a phone called the Pie.
When my mum calls the home phone and ask if I’m at home.
No mum, I’m at a strip club.
When your crush is in the room and your best friends start to tease you, making it totally obvious.
That awkward moment when your parents bring up the topic of sex and you just sit there all innocent like…
Wait…what’s sex? Who even does that?
My girlfriend just texted me saying “I want you to get me wet when I get home ;)”.
The mood where every little thing pisses you off
I notice everything. I just don’t say shit.
That awkward moment when you’re in public, and you don’t want to sit right next to a stranger, so you sit one chair away from them.
In every P.E class there is always that one person who thinks they are in the fucking Olympics.
That awkward moment when you shout the wrong answer in class with confidence.
have you ever pretended that the brushy thing on the side of an escalator is a shoe cleaner?
i love it when you know somebody’s secret, but they don’t know that you know, and you know that they don’t know that you know.
When you are in a relationship and everyone tells you they like you.. Shit.. I was single for so long..
That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.
looking at things you wrote or comments you made from a year ago and wondering how you could possibly be that stupid
That awkward moment when your parents ask about one of your old friends that you’re not friends with anymore.
That incredibly awkward moment when you’re watching t.v with your family and a hardcore sex scene appears
When your mom thinks you have an attitude with her but all you did was answer her question
What did Barrack say to Michelle when he proposed? “I don’t wanna be Obama self…”
The awkward moment when you and your parents are watching a movie and a sex scene comes up…
Parents, staring neutral at the TV:You, looking everywhere but at the TV not to show any type of interest:
*person doesn’t text you back*
*but you see them tweet/facebook/post on tumblr*
Looking at pictures of yourself and realising you’re not unphotogenic, you’re just an ugly fucker.
Somebody needs to invent a mirror that takes pictures…
That awkward moment when you accidentally call your teacher ‘Mom’
That awkward moment when you see your friends with the person you hate.
When people think it’s okay to say something really offensive to you as long as they say ‘no offense’ before they say it…
I’d jump in front of a train for you. As long as it’s not moving.
When you meet someone who gets your sense of humor no matter how stupid it may be
funny love quotes
"It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them."
"Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate."
"Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry."
"The one who loves least controls the relationship."
"I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste."
Boys are players that's a fact,
don't fall in love with them just play them back;)
As long as I never stop smiling
I'll never feel the pain of sadness ever again
Don't you wish it were true?
Lose your control so that i can control you uncontrollably.
Who says love is bad...just like cake, I would say it's the best I've ever had!
Fight for the one you love and never give up
or cry like a baby
"Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you."
"The bravest thing that men do is love women"
Girl I may be a real bad boy,
But baby I'm a real good man...
~Tim McGraw
Kiss the kissers, love the lovers, play the players.
In my dreams u r the princess of my kingdom, but when it comes to reality u r just the girl that i cant have.
Love is the answer of all the questions.
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You don’t need to have the heart of your lover as you have their soul.
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Love is blind because people fall in love with their eyes closed.
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You are in love when you feel that the song you are listening is written just for you.
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Love when you are ready for it not when you are alone.
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Love is life so never miss love if you don’t wanna miss life.
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A soul mate is the person who makes you the most ‘you’ that you can possibly be.
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Love is the game in which both the players win.
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It’s easy to hate some one but it needs courage to love someone.
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Never find a complete person to love rather make him/her complete with your love.
The sincerest love is the love of food.
Bernard Shaw .
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Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.
Josh Billings
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When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
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Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! Unknown
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The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What ..does a woman want?''
-- Freud
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Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him
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Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for."
Mae West
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Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Ambrose Bierce
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Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law
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Man is better off than woman; he marries later and dies sooner
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
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Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of person your spouse would have really preferred
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Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.
-Oscar Wilde
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.—
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met.
-Rodney Dangerfield
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The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.
Coleridge
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One good husband is worth two good wives; for the scarcer things are, the more they are valued.
Benjamin Franklin
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.The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
-Henry Youngman
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Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.
Phyllis Diller
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If husbands could realize what large returns of profit may be gotten out of a wife by a small word of praise paid over the counter when the market is just right, they would bring matters around the way they wish them much oftener than they usually do.
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If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
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Arguments are unsafe with wives, because they examine them; but they do not examine compliments. One can pass upon a wife a compliment that is three-fourths base metal; she will not even bite it to see if it is good; all she notices is the size of it, not the quality.
Hellfire Hotchkiss
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All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.
Lord Byron
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"My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe."
Jimmy Durante.
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Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein - Funny Love Quotes
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Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Anonymous
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Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus
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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means."
George Burns.
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close knit family in another city."
George Burns.
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I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray.
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In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker."
Woody Allen.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once
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Yawn - Nature's way of letting married men open their mouths
Anon
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our anniversary. "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested the kitchen.
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Marriage is not a word; it is a sentence
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Milton Berle
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A wife is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single.
unknown
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I think, therefore I'm single.
My wife suggested a book for me to read to enhance our relationship. It's titled, "Women are from Venus, Men are Wrong."
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The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
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Honolulu — it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
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There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage.
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Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he'll fall asleep before you finish...
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Do you know why God withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice."
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After an acquaintance of ten minutes, many women will exchange confidences that a man would not reveal to a lifelong friend.
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The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
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You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
Henry Youngman
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"I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go." Rose in Titanic. Several seconds later, poor little Jack sinks to the bottom of the Atlantic...
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An archaeologist is best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
Agatha Christie
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Women like silent men, they think they're listening.
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Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
Henry Youngman.
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If a man is talking in the woods and no woman hears him... is he still wrong?
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I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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I fell in love at first sight… I should have looked twice.
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Before marriage a man yearns for a woman after marriage the ‘y’ is silent .
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want then when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
-- Adrienne Gusoff
An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein
Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-- Anonymous
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
-- Anonymous
The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
-- Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
-- Anonymous
Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make it through the struggles; however, you usually leave your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
-- Anonymous
When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
-- Anonymous
Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
-- Anonymous
You can't buy love on eBay.
-- Anonymous
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
-- Bette Midler
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-- Brendan Francis
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
-- Cathy Carlyle
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
-- Cher
By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
-- Dorothy Parker
I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.
-- Dudley Moore
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
-- Erma Bombeck
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
-- Fran Lebowitz
It is impossible to love and be wise.
-- Francis Bacon
Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
-- Fulton J. Sheen
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
-- George Carlin
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
-- Glenn Beck
I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
-- Helen Rowland
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger
When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.
And she never did.
-- James Fineous McBride
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
-- Jean Kerr
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford
It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.
-- Joan Rivers
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
-- Joan Rivers
You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
-- Joyce Brothers
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
-- Katharine Hepburn
True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
-- La Rochefoucauld
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
-- Lily Tomlin
The only people who make love all the time are liars.
-- Louis Jordan
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
-- Natalie Wood
Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
-- Oscar Wilde
Love is a grave mental disease.
-- Plato
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.�
-- Sandra J. Dykes
All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems.
-- Shelley Winters
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
-- Steve Martin
A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
-- Thomas Hardy
Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
-- Tommy Dewar
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney
Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
-- Woody Allen
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
-- Woody Allen
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen
collection of love quotes
Here's a large collection of famous love quotes and sayings. These love quotes are inspiring and beautiful.
Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!
~ from the movie Moulin Rouge ~
Other men said they have seen angels,
But I have seen thee
And thou art enough.
~ by G. Moore ~
I would fly you to the moon and back if you'll be . . . if you'll be my baby.
~ From a song by Savage Garden ~
I love you - those three words have my life in them.
~ by Alexandrea to Nicholas III ~
What lies behind us, and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
~ by Ralph Waldo Emerson ~
I have been astonished that men could die martyrs for their religion -
I have shudder'd at it.
I shudder no more.
I could be martyr'd for my religion
Love is my religion
And I could die for that.
I could die for you.
~ by John Keats ~
I'd like to run away
From you,
But if you didn't come
And find me ...
I would die.
~ by Shirley Bassey ~
When you love someone, all your saved-up wishes start coming out.
~ by Elizabeth Bowen (1899-1973) ~
The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is to love and be loved in return.
~ From "Unforgettable with Love" by Natalie Cole
Soul meets soul on lover's lips.
~ by Percy Bysshe Shelly ~
I have found men who didn't know how to kiss.
I've always found time to teach them.
~ by Mae West ~
a walk to remember movie quotes (2002)
about: The story of two North Carolina teens, Landon Carter (Shane West) and Jamie Sullivan (Mandy Moore), who are thrown together after Landon gets into trouble and is made to do community service.
Landon: Our love is like the wind... I can’t see it, but I sure can feel it.
Landon: I'm sorry she never got her miracle.
Reverend Sullivan: She did. It was you.
Landon: [voiceover] Jamie saved my life. She taught me everything. About life, hope and the long journey ahead. I'll always miss her. But our love is like the wind. I can't see it, but I can feel it.
Ms. Garber: Mr. Carter, are you trying to be bad at this?
Landon: Nah, it just comes naturally.
Jamie: The problem isn't finding out where you are gonna go-its figuring out what you are gonna do once you get there that is!
Jamie: You know what I figured out today?
Landon: What?
Jamie: Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I had for myself. Like this journey never ends. Like you were sent to me because I'm sick. To help me through all this. You're my angel.
Landon: [Reading from Jamie's mother book] "Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is never rude or selfish. It does not take offense and is not resentful".
Landon: Jamie has faith in me. She makes me want to be different, better.
Jamie: You know what I figured out today?
Landon: What?
Jamie: Maybe God has a bigger plan for me than I had for myself. Like this journey never ends. Like you were sent to me because I'm sick. To help me through all this. You're my angel.
Landon: I might kiss you.
Jamie: I might be bad at it.
Landon: That's not possible.
Jamie: You're acting like a crazy person, what's going on?
Landon: Right now, you're straddling the state line.
Jamie: OK...
Landon: You're in two places at once.
Jamie: You have to promise you won't fall in love with me.
Landon: That's not a problem.
Jamie: Without suffering there would be no compassion.
Landon: Yeah, well tell that to those who suffer
Landon: "can you do something for me??"
Jaime: "anything..."
Landon: " will you marry me??"
The problem isnt finding out where you are gonna go-its figuring out what you are gonna do once you get there that is! - Jamie (Mandy Moore)
"[voiceover] Jamie and I had a perfect summer together with more love than most people know in a lifetime. And then she went with her unfailing faith."
