I Know I'm Not Perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me~! ~
I smile because I have no idea what is going on
I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own
****I'm not weird! I'm gifted****
You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!
~What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Hooked on funks worked far me, Kant cha tell?
DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE
Success comes before work... only in the dictionary
~*Never fight with an ugly person~*~they have nothing to loose! *~
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I smile because I have no idea what is going on
I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own
****I'm not weird! I'm gifted****
You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!
~What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!
CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Hooked on funks worked far me, Kant cha tell?
DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE
Success comes before work... only in the dictionary
~*Never fight with an ugly person~*~they have nothing to loose! *~
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight; you can have it when I'm done!
~* Big Girls dont cry they get even*~
NO OFFICER THERE'S ANY BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!
~* Big Girls dont cry they get even*~
NO OFFICER THERE'S ANY BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!
In some cultures what I do is considered normal
Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.
Roses are red violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head
If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk
Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!
I don't come with dice-so don't play me.
This is an inside joke and your on the outside!
-That's all right, that's okay, you're going to pump my gas someday! -
Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl
Don't Treat Me Any Differently than You Would the Queen
EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards
Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!
HOW MANY BOWLS OF COURAGE DID U EAT THIS MORNING?
Roses are red violets are blue I'm skitzafranic and so am I!
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse.
I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one night..."
"Winston, you are drunk." - Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober" - Winston Churchill
"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over."
How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" - Alex Trebek
I no longer wish to belong to the kind of club that accepts people like me as members" - Groucho Marx
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears
Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date
Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!
Don't go away mad, just go away!
We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.
What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.
If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?
It's a beautiful world but everyone's insane."
~Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
It's not that I don't like you! It's just that when I'm not behind the mic I'm a person just like you!
A butch talks dirty to a women and its sexual harassement. A women talks dirty to a butch and its $3.95 a min.
"Drug laws create criminals"
Your friends are worth more than you think--$7.99 at least
Don't Treat Me Any Differently than You Would the Queen
EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards
Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!
HOW MANY BOWLS OF COURAGE DID U EAT THIS MORNING?
Roses are red violets are blue I'm skitzafranic and so am I!
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!
Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse.
I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one night..."
"Winston, you are drunk." - Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober" - Winston Churchill
"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over."
How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" - Alex Trebek
I no longer wish to belong to the kind of club that accepts people like me as members" - Groucho Marx
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears
Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember
How can there be self-help GROUPS?
What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date
Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!
Don't go away mad, just go away!
We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different
Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.
I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.
What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.
If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?
It's a beautiful world but everyone's insane."
~Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
It's not that I don't like you! It's just that when I'm not behind the mic I'm a person just like you!
A butch talks dirty to a women and its sexual harassement. A women talks dirty to a butch and its $3.95 a min.
"Drug laws create criminals"
Your friends are worth more than you think--$7.99 at least
"Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."
"If you need space, join NASA, baby"
Its not an attitude ,its the way I am
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.
"If you need space, join NASA, baby"
Its not an attitude ,its the way I am
If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.
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