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Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Bestfriends.. My girlfriends..
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Labels: girls, just talking, picture
Tuesday, December 21, 2010
Tiffany.. My Honey Bee
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Monday, December 20, 2010
babanat pa ko.. cheesy pick up lines
1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
*** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo..
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
*** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko..
3. Uy picture tayo!!
*** para ma-develop tayo!!
4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot
ba kita??
*** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss..
5. Can i take your picture??
*** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for
christmas!!
6. Exam ka ba??
*** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!
7. Lecture mo ba ako??
*** lab kasi kita..
8. Centrum ka ba??
*** kasi you make my life complete!!
9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
*** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko..
10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
*** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo..
11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
*** kasi type kita..
12. I hate to say this but... You are like my
underwear..
*** coz i can't last a day without you!!
13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
*** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko..
14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
*** single kasi ako eh..
15.Me lisensya ka ba??
*** coz you're driving me crazy eh..
16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng rel??
*** may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko,
humihinto ang oras ko..
17. Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh??
hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong
maisip eh..
*** coz all i ever think of is you..
18. I'm a bee..
*** can you be my honey??
19. Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
*** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay
ko..
20. Am i a bad shooter??
*** coz i keep on missing you..
21. May lahi ka bang aswang??
*** ang pangit mo kasi eh..
22. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
*** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??
23. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
*** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo
mo na agad..
24. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
*** because you give meaning to my life..
25. Bangin ka ba??
*** nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo..
26. Pustiso ka ba??
*** kasi, can't smile without you..
27. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
*** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa
isipan ko eh..
28. Me butas ba puso mo??
*** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way
out!!
29. Anung height mo??
*** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..
30. Hey, did you fart??
*** coz you blew me away!!
31. Sana "T" na lang ako..
*** para i'm always right next to "U"
32. Are you Jamaican??
*** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!
33. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop.BAGAY tayo.BAGAY
tlga tayo.
34. Ako ay isang exam.kaya sagutin mo na ako...
-may MMDA BA dito?
***nag ka bANGgaAN kc puso natin eh...
-hindi kaBa nalulungk0t?
*** nag iisa ka lang kc sa puso ko..
- lahat na nang biliHin ngaun nagmamahalan na..
*** taung dalawa nalang hndi nagmamahalan....
-ms. NaliliGAW kaBa?
*** oh gusto m0ng liGAWAN kita
-kung didiretsuHin ko bA tong daAN na to ..didiretso bA aq0h sa puso m0h?
-ms. Eto payOng oHh..
*** inuulan ka kasi ng kagandahan...
-idEdELETE na kita sa friendster koh.. Gusto ko kasi mORE than friends pa tayo
--ms. FreEZER kaBa? Pag nakikita kasi kita tinitiGAsan aq0
-ms. Nag lalaro kaBa nang bARil bARilan?
*oo naman
-patira naman kahit isang puTOK lang?
-Favorite subject mo ba ang trigonometry? Kasi kahit saang angle ang ganda mo eh!
-May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist, magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
-Alarm clock ka ba? Ginsing mo kasi ang natutulog kong puso!
-Can you recommend a good bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.
-Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo. Basta ang pagaaralan mo lang ay mahalin ako!
- Terorista ba tatay mo? Coz you're the bomb!__
-If I could rearrange the alphabet..I would put "U" and "I" together..
-Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?? O gusto mo ulit dumaan ako.
-Sana posporo ka at posporo din ako..para MATCH tayo..
-Mula ng makilala kita dinaig mo pa EDSA coz I can't move on..
-Maging Cactus ka man..handa akong masaktan..mayakap ka lng..
-Kung pagsasamahin ba ang ikaw at ako..magiging tayo?
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Sunday, December 12, 2010
Liquid Night
Fog drifted up over the lake
Through my body and over my face
It knew I was alone
I'm feeling it now
This blanket is water
And it's holding me down
I am sinking today
Cold, black deep
Liquid night
All the others are just
Fat, chattering faces
Eating me, beating me
Helping me drown.
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Labels: poetry
Crazy/Beautiful/Sex/Love/Death
Mad. Mad thoughts.
Crazy, twisted, sinewy
Mad obsession.
You sicken me.
You’re so beautiful, love.
I grind you into a fine, soft
Powder and inhale you...
Lick you off of my fingers.
You love, answer me.
Your face brings me death every day...
And every day I can’t wait to die.
Bury me now, love.
Bury me now.
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Labels: poetry
Saturday, December 11, 2010
banat, banat, banat
-sana naging damit ka nalang
para pwede kitang isukat kung bagay ka sakin.
-maraming klase nang "view"
merong "side view"
"front view"
"Back view"
pero ang pinaka malupet sa lahat
"i lab view"
hehe
G:ha bkt ?
B: gs2 na kc ktang tamaan eh ..
G:alam mu pra kang sunglasses
B:bkt nmn?
G:nagdidilim kc paningin ko sau ..
my pambura kba jn ??
ndi ka kc mbura sa icp co eh ,.
pra kang fairytale .....
kc we will live happily ever after ^^
kung cia xota mu ,ipagluluto ka nia ng breakfast araw2 ,
pro pg aco xota mu ,aco breakfst mu araw2
B: giniginaw ka na cguro noh?
G: hindi ah ,bkt ?
B: nkahubad ka kc sa icpan co ,,
-napana mo kase ang puso ko eh.
-balon ka ba?
-nahuhulog na kase ako sayo eh.
-scorpion ka ba?
-tinamaan kase ako ng kamandag mo eh. Nainlove agad na ako sayo.
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Labels: pick up lines
hate letter (so sweet!)
This is a love letter from a boy to a girl. However, the girl's father does not like him and wants them to stop their relationship so the boy wrote this letter to the girl. He knows that the girl's father will definitely read this letter.
1. The greatest love that I have for you
2. is gone and I find my dislike for you
3. grows everyday. When i see you,
4. I do not even like your face.
5. the one thing that I want to do is to
6. look at other girls. I never wanted to
7. marry you. Our last conversation
8. was very boring and has not
9. made me look forward seeing you again,
10. You think only of yourself.
11. If we were married, I know that I would find
12. life very difficult and I would have no
13. pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14. to give, but it is not something that
15. I want to give to you. No one is more
16. foolish and and selfish than you, and you are not
17. able to care for me and help me.
18. I sincerely want you to understand that
19. I speak the truth, You will do me a favor
20. If you think this is the end. Do not try
21. to answer this. Your letters are full of
22. things that do not interest me. You have no
23. true love for me. Good bye!!! Believe me
24. I do not care for you. Please do not think
25. I'am still your boyfriend!!!!!!
SO bad!! However before handling over the letter to the girl, the boy told the girl to "Read between the lines' meaning only to read 1,3,5,7, (odd numbers)
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Girls Dont realize about boys
You HAVE to read all of them and if you don't your going to come across with problems in your relationship for the next month!
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1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about....
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2) Guys are more emotional than you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.
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3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile(:
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4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.
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5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.
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6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.
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7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
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GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU LOVE THEM!!!
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9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.
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10)If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.
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11)If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and he is really thinking about something
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12) When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is
Guys rarely say that
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13)When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me"
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14)If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.
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15) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking
something.
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16) Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them
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17)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.
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18)No guy can handle all his problems on his own.
He's just too stubborn to admit it
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19)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE!!!
Just because ONE is RUDE doesnt mean he represents ALL of them
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20)WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
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Thursday, December 9, 2010
brooke davis moving moments
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Labels: photo quotes, Tv quotes
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
TIPS FOR GIRLS
The following are the tips for girls to love some boy:
Do something he would probably never expect - Send "Him" flowers!
Spend intimate time with him. No television, no telephone, no computer, just you and him.
Always respect him. Respect is one of the things men treasure the most in relationships.
Touch him affectionately: put your hand on the small of his back, run your fingers through his hair, using your fingertips, lightly trace the inside of his forearm.
Tell him he is "handsome", "rugged", and "strong", try not to use "cute."
Surprise him with a candle-lit dinner.
Tell him that you feel safe when you're in his arms.
Encourage him in whatever he does--sports, work, whatever.
Watch sports with him, even if it isn't your thing.
Forgive him when he messes up.
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OTH
another great quote from one tree hill
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Labels: photo quotes
Sulat na napulot daw sa bar ng malate
Marjie,
I am not surprise or wander why Dennis leave you.
Why?
What reason you can think about but you're very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I'm realize that he really can't beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you're habit of making pakialam all his walks [lakad] and always calling to their house what he go home or this or that and then say he get ashame to met iether in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you're ver very, very fat body but you hate it thoughth your the most preetiest girls he knows about what do you think you are "Beautiful Girl" of Jose Marie Chan even you are beautiful face to your think)you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else different name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I'm never call you names iether in the front of Dennis or in th backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don't have any other choice but to call you any other different name to like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you're body that is to a BUDING. You can't not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am more sexier than you when you look to us in the mirror. I'm repeat again that you are like Ike Lozada when she is a girl.
FROM: THE SEXIEST GIRL OF D.M.
P.S. You say that I'm the badbreath but who is Dennis want to kissed.Me or you?You or me?And the final is me.
-exerpt from the book "BAKIT BALIGTAD MAGBASA NG LIBRO ANG MGA PILIPINO? by Bob Ong
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Monday, December 6, 2010
OTH photoquote
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Labels: photo quotes, Tv quotes
Your mind Of Quotes
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Thursday, December 2, 2010
The Parent Trap
-Martin
-Hallie Annie
Elizabeth James: It started so fast.
Nick Parker: Well, that part I remember perfectly.
Elizabeth James: It started so fast.
Nick Parker: Well, that part I remember perfectly.
Nick Parker: You two help Meredith.
Meredith Blake: Sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff, you'll help me.
Hallie Parker: Not a bad idea.
Annie James: Yeah, see any cliffs?
Elizabeth James: And I suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees, and fall into your arms and cry hysterically.... And... and, you and I just picking up where we left off and growing old together... ... C'mon Nick what do you expect? To live happily ever after?
Nick Parker: Yes. To all of the above. Except you don't have to cry hysterically.
Elizabeth James: [With tears in her eyes] Oh, yes I do.
[he kisses her]
Hallie: We actually did it!!!
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Labels: Movie Quotes
ALBERT EINSTEIN
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
"Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love."
"I want to know God's thoughts; the rest are details."
"The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax."
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
"The only real valuable thing is intuition."
"A person starts to live when he can live outside himself."
"I am convinced that He (God) does not play dice."
"God is subtle but he is not malicious."
"Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
"I never think of the future. It comes soon enough."
"The eternal mystery of the world is its comprehensibility."
"Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for nothing."
"Science without religion is lame. Religion without science is blind."
"Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new."
"Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds."
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
"Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen."
"Science is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."
"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."
"God does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."
"The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."
"Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
"Peace cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by understanding."
"The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible."
"We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them."
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
"The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existing."
"Do not worry about your difficulties in Mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater."
"Equations are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but an equation is something for eternity."
"If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
"As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
"Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods."
"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."
"In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be a sheep."
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
"Too many of us look upon Americans as dollar chasers. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
"Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"
"No, this trick won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love?"
"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."
"Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever."
"The release of atom power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of mankind. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."
"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
"The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
"A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death."
"The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational knowledge."
"Now he has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
"One had to cram all this stuff into one's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year."
"...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday life with its painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought."
"He who joyfully marches to music rank and file, has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble war is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of war is nothing but an act of murder."
"A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _universe_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this prison by widening our circle of compassion to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature in its beauty."
"Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts."
(Sign hanging in Einstein's office at Princeton)
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Labels: peoples quote, quote
girl, i'll be waitin
girl,
I did not addressed you as "dear my future girlfriend"
coz I dont know which era you belong.
Past do come back
Present can be too blur
and we dont know much about the future
I can have all the time in the world to wait for you.
But it wont hurt if i tell you "could you hurry up a bit?"
I am not Broken...
so you dont have to waste your time fixing anything.
I dont feel empty at all (at least at this moment)
But in times like this..
whenever I wander...
I always wonder about you.
Do you speak slow and low?
or you love to talk?
Do you love watching?
or just chilling in an empty room or by the porch?
do you love cats or dogs?
and the questions ive always wonderin are:
will you love me unconditionaly
will you understand me that whenever I move away, I just want to know how far you're willing to go
are you goin to be silent whenever I throw tantrums but then talk about it after Im/we're goin to be ok?
right now I have so many questions in my mind..
and it will be left unanswered..
unless you answer it soon.
I'll be waitin
Im never too far
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dec.2, 2010
another set of quotes compiled by me. Enjoy!
*the truth u believe and cling to, makes u unavailable to hear anything new.
*dont find love,
let love find u. Thats y its called falling in love bcos u dont force urself to love, u just fall.
*our greatest dreams are never out of reach, only out of belief.
*i would prefer even to fail w/ honor than to win by cheating
*dont dare 2 criticize me. Maybe u know me, but not exactly.
*failure is simply d opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently
*dont be afraid ur life will end. Be afraid that it will never begin
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