To The Man Who Will Love My Wife

To The Man Who Will Love My Wife:


First, I'm sorry if I still call her my wife. Cos she will always be my wifey to me. I will always love her, and she will always have that title in my life.
Second, please... take care of her... love her like she's the first person you ever loved and the last person you'll  ever love.
I screwed up and hurt her. So please, take note of the things she loves and hates.
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1. Surprise her. She'll love that. Not only she'll love it, but also, it will make you even happier for you to see her happy.
2. Give her flowers.. even if there's no occasion.
3. If you'll ever go to that famous bakeshop that you'll see in every mall, buy her favorite bread there.
4. She loves to kiss. Make it passionate. Make it true.
5. She loves to cuddle.
6. Every month, if she got an PMS, please bear with her.
7. She's a pet lover. so don't be cruel to animals.
8. Hold her hands... Make her feel you're always there.
9. Give her little notes.
10. She's more beautiful when she smiles. Please don't let her lose that.
11. She loves to sing. Compliment her.
12. She doesn't want to be ignored. Give her your full attention.
13. Don't do stupid things that will make her paranoid or mad.
14. Take pictures together...
15. Be positive. Always. Well at least, try to be..
16. Take her to the movies. Even if its a chick flick, watch with her.
17. She loves to go out. Have a couple of drinks once in a while.
18. She's so cute when she's laughing.. I love it when she giggles.. Humor her.
19. Hug her from behind and watch the vast sky with her.
20. She loves food and she's a good cook. cook for her too.
21. She often stays up late.. talk to her..
22. She loves watching, bring her DVDs of her favorite TV programs and movies.
23. Kiss her on the forehead.. her nose... her hands.. her lips..
24. always deliver what you promise.
25. Tell her I LOVE YOU.. always...
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I could go on forever and tell you things about her...
It really hurts.. telling you about this. Cos I should be the one doing it to her. But she already gave me up.
I will always want her back. But I won't be selfish anymore cos I know she's fed up.
Please don't screw up like I did. Hold on to her. Forever.. To infinity and beyond.. Cos that's how much I love her.
It will hurt so much to see her happy with you, and to see her do things with you like how we used to.
But it will hurt me more to see her unhappy with me. Her happiness is my happiness.
Love her like I do... and more..

----HER HUSBEAU

|vhonskall|
feb. 23, 2013

For Machree

Dear Machree,

I miss you.. I am hoping that somehow you're missing me too..
It may not be as much as I miss you, but the thought of me crossing your mind is enough for me.\
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I know that It's not easy and as I've said.,, it won't be happy everyday.
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I am just holding on to the slightest hope in me that you won't let go.
Coz I know,, you are now in the midst of staying and letting go.
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My words are not enough to make you stay, I know that.
But somehow, I hope that something in you or me or us that would be enough to make you stay.
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I love you... I will tell you that everyday.
coz I really do.

Your Beau,
WaiDee

Invicible tomb

narito ako.. 
Nag-iisa.. 
nakikinig.. 
Sa mga usap-usapang akala niyo di ko alam.. 
Nagmamasid.. 
Sa mga gawain niyong akala niyo di ko alam.. 
-- 
nandito ako.. 
Nakikinig sa mga balita.. 
Tungkol sa'kin, 
tungkol sa iba.. 
Yung iba totoo, 
yung iba hindi tama. 
Respeto naman 
sa taong ngayon ay pipi na at minsan niyo din namang nakasama.. 
-- 
narito ako.. 
Umiiyak.. 
Nagwawala.. 
Walang magawa.. 
Naghihintay, 
umaasa.. 
Sa mga taong 
pupunta.. 
Nagpapakatotoo.. 
Magpaparamdam.. 
Na kahit ako'y wala na, 
ay di ako nag-iisa.. 
-- 
nandito ako.. 
Nakikinig... 
Nagmamasid.. 
Madilim.. 
Mainit.. 
Buti pa kayo, 
kita niyo pa ang liwanag.. 
- 
nandito ako, 
naghihintay.. 
Tumatangis.. 
Walang nakakarinig.. 
Nalulumbay.. 
Umiiyak.. 
Nagtatago.. 
Nagkukubli.. 
O sadyang di niyo ako nakikita? 
Wag mag-alala.. 
Ipagdarasal ko rin ang inyong kaluluwa..

3 idiiots movie quotes

 

 

 

RANCHO

• Aal izz well.
  • All is well.

• Yeh engineer bade chalak hote hai sir,aisi koi machine hi nahi banai jo yahaan (brain) ka pressure naap sake. Banate toh pata chal jaata ke yeh suicide naahi murder hai.
  • These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.

• [Rancho mimicking Virus]Life is a race.. If you don't run fast.. You will be like a broken anda (egg)..

• [To Professor] Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch ()

• Kiss ho nahi paati yaar... naak beech me aa jaati hai.
  • I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between.

• Main apko engineering nahi padha raha tha sir, woh to aap mujhse jyada aacha jante hain. Main to apko yeh padha raha tha ... ki padhate kaise hain..
  • I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach,. 

Freshers

• Jahapanah tussi great ho.Tofa kubool karo.
  • My lord you are great, please accept my offering.

Joy Lobo (song)

Give me some sunshine,
Give me some rain,
Give me another chance,
I wanna grow up once again...

Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi)

• Fullll connection hai baba...
  • There's something going on between you both

• Dono taange tudawa kar apne pairo par khada hona sikha hai sir, badi mushkil se aaya hai yeh attitude, nahi hoga sir. Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye, main apna attitude rakh leta hoon.
  • Sir, I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs. This attitude has come with great difficulty. No sir, I can't. You may keep your job, and let me keep my attitude.

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan)

• Badi duvidha thi, Dost ko sambhaltay ya dost ki Maa kay aansu pochtay, phir humne socha hatao yaar mater paneer pay concentrate karo
• Today my respect for that idiot shot up. Most of us went to college just for a degree. No degree meant no plum job, no pretty wife, no credit card, no social status. But none of this mattered to him, he was in college for the joy of learning, he never cared if he was first or last. 

• Human behaviour ke baare me uss din humne kuch jaana, Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai.
  • We learnt something about human behaviour that day, It feels bad when a friend fails, but it feels even worse when he comes first.

• Baba ranchoddas sahi kehte the... Baccha kabil bano kabil.. Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi

(बाबा रणछोड़ दास सही कहते थे...बच्चा काबिल बनो काबिल..कामयाबी तो साली झक मार के पीछे आयेगी)

(last lines)

• Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success (Chateur) will follow, pants down!"
• [narration] I've always been a law abiding citizen. But in the last 24 hours, I grounded an airplane, nearly flushed someone's remains down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. All for Rancho. He would've done the same for any of us, too, like stealing a copy of the final exam that was designed for Raju's failure.

Virus (Bomman Irani)

• Shave karani hai? (nahi Sir) then "Get Lost..!"
• Everything is fair in Love and War, and this is World War... 3!

Viru Sahastrabudhhe: [Angrily looks for Raju in the class] Raju Rastogi? Raju Rastogi: [a drunk Raju stands up from the last bench of class... and shouts] Yes, sir! Viru Sahastrabudhhe: How does an induction motor start? Raju Rastogi: [Raju looks around smilingly and then shouts] Vrrrrommmmmm. Vrrrrrrrooom.

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 THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME! IT REALLY MADE ME CRY.
THUMBS UP FOR THIS INSPIRING MOVIE!
--VHONSKALL

awesome lines

My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then I made a Twitter and it became a hobby

When I’m wearing a brand new outfit, I walk out the house feeling all good

When my mom says “I bought food for you”, I’m like oh shit wait, I’m coming!"

When you’re already awake and your mom keeps yelling at your to get up, & i'm like, OK MOM! IM UP!

When you finally get comfortable in bed and your mom says “Come Here!”

When someone makes you mad, but you can’t hit them

When you’re walking in the hallway at school and you don’t 

have enough time to talk to your friends, you walk by making a face

When a teacher is talking about her kid in class, all I’m thinking is:

OHH GOSH!! YOU HAD SEX?!?!

There is no “U” in awesome.

But there is a ‘me

That moment when you press play on your iPod, and you forget that the volume is all the way up

That moment when your friend offers to buy you food when you have no money and doesn’t want to get paid back

That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves the class.

Having unlimited texting.. With no one to text.

When that annoying person walks in front of you in a movie.

The moment when you’ve been told to take out your gum but it still has flavor left

When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.

When I hear fake girls say they hate fake girls.

When adults complains about our generation

I’m here like hold the fuck up… 

who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

I hate when people don’t warn me before they take a picture of me

Roses are red, facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?

When you’re looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird

When you have all these art ideas but you can’t draw

When you wave at someone, and they don’t wave back: well, fuck you too!

That awkward moment when someone tells you how much they hate someone. and then the next day they are best friends?

When that one dumb kid in class keeps asking the most unbelievably stupid questions…

understanding men

When you first look at a man and a woman, you are able to notice the subtle differences between the sexes. It is when the two sexes communicate with each other, however, that the differences become truly glaring. This is because one is speaking "he talk" while the other is speaking "she talk."
Where this difference really becomes a problem is when you are in a relationship, and you need to know how to combine "he talk" and "she talk" into "we talk." So I feel like it's my job as a man and as a dating coach to help women learn how to understand "he talk" (or "man talk" as I like to call it), so that they won't need to hire a translator to understand what men are saying.
Women want men to express their feelings. They complain, "Why can't he just say he loves me?" or, "I wish he would just compliment me more."
What you need to pay attention to and realize, though, is that men do tell you they love you and compliment you... they just do it using their own language. Men, in fact, sometimes don't use words at all when they are communicating with you.
This will help you understand men's verbal and non-verbal language.
Sometimes it's not what men say, but it's their actions that are significant. 
Sometimes it's not what men say, but it's their actions that are significant. It is necessary for women to learn to interpret men's roundabout way of communicating with them.
Here are 10 things that men say and do, and what they really mean:

1. He starts talking about how crazy all his single friends lives are, and then he tells you that he doesn't miss it at all. What most women will think if they hear this, is that he misses those days. This is not true. He says this because he is looking for confirmation that you feel exactly the same way. He also wants to communicate that he's ready to take the relationship to the next level.
2. Since you recently took him to your family's house for dinner, he can't stop talking about how much fun he had with your brother. What he means here is that he really likes your family, and wouldn't mind being a part of your family.
3. He teases you about things like how clumsy you are or about how you put smiley faces in every one of your emails. What he's really telling you when he does this is that he really likes you a lot. Remember that men are just giant boys... we tease the ones we love and ignore the ones we don't.
4. A man tells you he needs his space. So what does this mean to you? It means that you need to ignore him and not call him. Men love the chase. By not calling him, he'll start calling you and wondering what happened.
5. A man says that he really wants you to meet his parents. What does this mean in man talk? He's telling you that you are his girlfriend, and that he is ready to take it to the next level by getting you involved with his family. This brings us right to the next bit of man talk.
6. When a man calls you and says, "I want you to meet my friends on Friday night," this is as big as meeting his parents. He's introducing you to his pack. It means that he thinks you are attractive and sexy, and he wants to show you off to his friends.
7. After sleeping over at his house several times, he tells you that the next time you sleep over you should bring some things to make you feel more comfortable and a change of clothing. In man talk, that is basically telling you that he's wondering what it would be like to live with you. He also wants your things around.
8. You have plans with him on a Sunday, and you find out that he passed up floor seats to his favorite basketball team to keep those plans with you. What does that tell you in man talk? It tells you that he's hooked... and that you are his girlfriend.
9. He is watching one of your favorite shows on a night you're not together, and he calls you afterwards to talk about it. In man talk, what does this mean? By doing this, he's telling you that he pays attention to you, and he's interested in learning more about you and sharing more things with you. Men generally do not choose to watch "Project Runway" on their own. If we're watching your TV shows, we really like you.
10. He tells you, "I've cleaned today." What this means in man talk is, "I spent the day doing something I dislike more than anything." You need to realize that when a man says this to you, he really likes you. To most men, cleaning the house is just about the worst way he can spend a day.

Once you understand the hidden language and actions of man talk, you'll become far more secure in your dating and relationships. 
Once you understand the hidden language and actions of man talk, you'll become far more secure in your dating and relationships. So the next time you go over to your man's house and he looks at you and says, "I cleaned today," you'll know that he really meant to say, "I must really like you, because I can ignore my mess most of the time."
*FROM nirdla_24 of pinoyden