NOTE: HAIPA is an HP1000 Mini Netbook
Hinihiram ko lang kasi yan. hehe
made by: Your Beau at 7:48 AM 2 comments
Karpintero itong si Juan at isang
araw eh gumagawa siya ng isang
bahay sa tabi ng ilog.Sa lakas ng
pagma-martilyo niya eh nalaglag
ang martilyo niya sa ilog.
Umiyak siya at lumitaw yung
guardian Angel niya, "tutulungan
kita, Juan".. .sabay lundag sa ilog.
Lumabas ito na me hawak na
Gold hammer, "ito ba ang
martilyo mo?" ... "hindi po".....
Lundag uli ang Anghel at lumitaw
na me Silver hammer, "ito
ba?"..."hindi po"...
Lundag uli sa ilog ang Anghel at
lumitaw na me ordinary hammer,
"ito ba?"..." Opo" ...natuwa ang
Anghel. "Dahil honest ka, bukod
sa martilyo mo, sa 'yo na rin ang
Gold at Silver hammer"...
Makaraan ang ilang araw,
naglalakad si Juan sa may ilog at
kasama ang Misis niya. Eh sa
hindi inaasahang pangyayari,
nalaglag si Misis sa ilog...iyak si
Juan Litaw si guardian Angel,
"tutulungan kita"...sabay lundag
sa ilog at nang
lumitaw eh kasama si Marian
Rivera, "ito ba ang misis
mo?"...sagot si Juan,
"Opo"......nagalit si anghel,
"sinungaling ka. Akala ko pa
naman mabait ka"....
Nag- reason-out si Juan, "sorry
po, Angel...kasi kapag sinabi kong
'Hindi', eh lulundag ka uli sa tubig
at pag-litaw mo eh kasama mo si
Katrina Halili.
At pag sinabi ko uli na hindi siya
ang asawa ko, eh lulundag ka uli
at ang tunay na Misis ko na ang
kasama mo. At dahil sa kabaitan
ko, eh ibibigay mo din sa akin
sina Marian at Katrina.
Mahirap lang po ako at hindi ko
kaya ang me tatlong asawa,
kaya'Yes' na lang ang sinagot ko
nung una.
Moral of the story:
Kaya lang naman nagsi-
sinungaling ang mga lalaki, Eh,
for a good and noble reason.
made by: Your Beau at 12:22 AM 0 comments
pick up lines again....
nakalunok ka ba ng
kwitis ?
*** kasi theres a spark in your smile ..
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asthma ka ba ?
*** kasi you took my breathe away ee ..
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drugs ka bah?
inaadik mo q eh..
magnet ka bah?
gus2 ko kc laging kdkt kah..
may powers ka bah...?
kc napapahinto mo oras pag ksama kta...
kailangan mo q bigyan n psychiatrist...
nbaliw ako sa pagmamahal moh eh..
takot ako sa dilim..
samahan mo nga q matulog sa kwarto q...
colt 45 ka bah?
iba kc tama q sau eh..
englsh nmn:
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.
What do you and the weather have in common? You're both Hot!
made by: Your Beau at 4:10 PM 0 comments
Labels: pick up lines
I am one of them
A squirrel, two sparrows.
A crippled dog.
Hit. Grasp, save, grasp, hit, miss.
Miss. Miss again.
And I see your eyes.
Fur, feathers. Blood. And that noise.
Tree, fence, sunshine. Miss. Save.
Hit. Hit again. And that noise.
Sparrow.
I’d pick you up from the grass.
But there’s nowhere to take you...
I am one of them.
Sister of mine, don’t worry.
Hit, miss, save.
Skin, bruises, blood.
And I see your eyes too, Sister.
I say don’t worry, but what am I going to do?
I’d pick you up, but where would I take you?
I am one of them.
*from the movie TEENAGE DIRTBAG read by thayer
made by: Your Beau at 4:03 PM 0 comments
Labels: poetry
made by: Your Beau at 12:31 PM 2 comments
Labels: STORY
yung feeling na gusto mong maglabas ng sama ng loob, pero mas lalo ka lang nasasaktan.
Ang pagsuko ay di pagpapakita ng kahinaan, sadyang may mga bagay lang na di na kayang gawan ng paraan kahit ganu mo pa kagustong lumaban
Gusto kong makasama ang isang taong duwag at puno ng takot. Duwag na saktan ako at takot na mawala ako.
HIndi lahat ng nagmamahalan kailangan ng relasyon. At hindi lahat ng may relasyon ay nagmamahalan.
wag mong piliting kalimutan siya kung mahal mo pa.at mas lalong wag mong piliting magmahal ng iba kung alam mong makakasakit ka.
Sa tamang panahon, may isang taong magbibigay dahilan sayo, kung bakit para ka sa kanya at hindi para sa iba.
Hindi lahat ng lalaki, manloloko... Baka nagkamali ka lang sa pinili mo
Kung gusto mo ay girl/guy na perfect, para mo na ding sinabing "single na ko forever"
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made by: Your Beau at 3:15 AM 0 comments
Labels: Tagalog quotes
made by: Your Beau at 3:15 AM 0 comments
Labels: quote
ang hirap MAGISA noh?
Lalo na pag walang mantika.
Boy: hi, whats ur name?
Girl: im carmen. Cos i love car and men. You?
Boy: i'm dick.
Girl. Ok,tnx.bye!
Lol! :-D
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made by: Your Beau at 3:15 AM 0 comments
Labels: humor
--dear periods, girls hate you. The only good thing about having you to knowing that we are not pregnant.
--when you judge someone else. It doesn't define who they are. It defines who you are.
--im happy,
ur happy
i dont need u
u dont need me
goodbye
¤when i die...
i don't want 'R.I.P' initials on my tombstone.
ang gust0 qu...
S.Y.S.
See You SooN..
Hahaha. Lol. c:
u cant force urself to forget something,coz d only reason why we forget is when a better memory has taken its place
--relationships are hard! But if you love that someone so much, you'll try everything to make it work.
silence has deep explanation in every situation. It's either u truly don't care anymore or pretending unaffected but deeply hurt.
--if u friend request me on facebook and your profile picture is a car, i will assume you're a transformer.
--i hate those people who only pretend you exist when they need something from u.
--you can't photoshop your ugly personality.
i know all kinds of candies and chocolates are sweet,
but nothing can compare to the sweetness of..
MY LIPS !
--your worst enemy is your own thoughts
--doing something that u like even if it's crazy is not crazy at all but doing something that u don't like, now that's crazy.
--that awkward moment when u look at a car's window to see how you look and find someone inside.
All kids are gifted some just open their packages earlier than others
--u know what's weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change, but pretty soon.. Everything's different.
--sorry is like a band aid. Just because u use it, doesnt mean it's gonna heal the wound.
--the 2 hardest things to say in life are hello for the first time and goodbye for the last.
made by: Your Beau at 2:16 AM 0 comments
Labels: quote
made by: Your Beau at 9:49 PM 0 comments
Labels: Movie Quotes
Ask me to play, I'll play.
Ask me to shoot, I'll shoot.
Ask me to pass, I'll pass.
Ask me to steal, block out.
Sacrifice, lead, dominate, anything.
But it's not what you ask of me..
It's what I ask of myself.