my prom queen

#shortstory
Title: MY PROM QUEEN
Writer: Q

Senior year na kami ni naela, she's been my crush since we were in grade school.
She's an elite, top notcher in academic wise, got a deep kind eyes, and a smile that could make my day.
At dahil magkalapit lang surname namin, halos lahat ng classroom namin eh magkagroup or magkalapit kami sa seating arrangements.
I told my few friends about it, the feeling that i'm feeling towards her.
Then the rumor got out, diahe pre!
The part that I was thankful for eh di siya nailang or umiwas, ganun pa din niya akong ituring.

I was still her buddymate, who has a crush on her.

I was staring at her one afternoon as she was busy doing assignment. While i was just sitting in the table she was  writing on, under that mango tree, located at the back of the science building.
Then it hit me. Senior na kami. This will be the last year na kasama ko siya. For everyday since grade school, nasanay na akong kasama siya. To walk with her after school. Nasanay na ako na  samahan siya sa twing bibili siya ng paper sa labas, or magpaphotocopy, o sasaglit sa canteen to buy some food.
Nasanay na kong marinig yung hagikhik niya when i tell a silly joke.
Nasanay na ako sa mga simpleng hawak sa kamay, mga pag-alalay, mga pagdikit ng braso, mga pandaliang pag-akbay.

"Nae...", i called her.

Umangat siya ng tingin sakin and asked me why.

"Prom is coming, who'd you bring? I mean who's your date?", i asked.

"I dont know.. well Allen asked me, randy did, and some other guys.
but i havent figured out yet.
This is our last year, and last prom, i want it to be special.
Eh ikaw, did you asked anyone or may nag-ask na sayo?", balik tanong niya.

"Wala pa..."
But at the back of my mind, i want it to be her...

"Nae?"
"Yes?"

She's waiting for me to talk but there is a resistance lump on my throat.
But i closed my eyes, opened my mouth, and even my whole being was surprised to the question i asked her.

"Will you go to the prom with me?"

Nakita ko sa mata niya ang pagkagulat.
Hindi ko alam kung masiyado lang siyang mabait sa lahat ng bagay pero di ko nakita o naramdaman yung mga negative things na inaasahan ko.

"Why me nick?", she asked.

"Cos you're the prom queen, everybody wants the prom queen", pabiro kong sabi .

She looked into my eyes and said, "Yung totoo nick? I want the truth"

I hesitated, but here I am, i took the first step, might as well take some more.

"Because i like you nae.. and i think ive been liking you so much and for a very long time, it turned into love. And i want this prom to be special to"

"No... you are my friend nick.. and i'm terrified to this idea. We've been friends a long time, wag nating sirain yun. But im glad you finally told me. Id rather you told me kesa sinabi mo muna sa iba, sana."

Her rejection crushed my heart.
Pinilit kong ngumiti .
"Ok nae, i understand... i'll see you at the prom"

*PROM NIGHT*

Walang excitement.
Walang saya
The idea of going there alone made me not want to go, pero lahat sila pupunta so i have to go.

I got out of my car, i was late...
I proceeded to the basketball court where it was being held.
Ongoing ang isang sweet song pagdating ko.

Hinanap agad ng mata ko kung nasaan si naela.. and as i expected, di naman siya mababakante ng sayaw eh.
She's dancing with vince.
Oh God, she's so beautiful. Pero masakit na makita siyang nakahawak sa iba.

"Oh nae.... how i adore you", sabi ng isip ko

She saw me, i looked away.
I decided to just go outside...

I was staring at the big, green, soccer field, when someone in a distance said hey....

I looked at the person who said that..
She was wearing a red dress.. almost a gown.. and a shiny, small tiara.
But her smile and eyes outshined any glittery thing tonight.

"Hey nick.." she mumbled.

"Hey nae... you look beautiful"

"And you're gorgeous nick"

"Nasaan ang date mo?", pag-iiba ko.

"You are my date nick...",
Di ko alam ang magiging reaksiyon ko, pero para akong mabibingi sa kabog ng dibdib ko.

"I'm sorry na natakot ako.
Takot akong bumagsak ang grades ko, at sa sasabihin ng mga tao.
Takot akong mang-dedma ng tao, dahil magagalit sila at sasabihan akong snob.
But through the years, akala mo hindi ko alam... maliit o malaking bagay nick na nagawa mo, i noticed it.
Sa kampanya ko as a student body leader, sa mga extra mile that you did for me...
Pero nick... takot kasi ako eh...
But i realized last night...
Saan ba ako dadalhin ng mga takot ko?
Ive been waiting for you to say how you feel for me... pero natakot din ako... kasi nararamdaman ko din yun sa'yo.
At natatakot ako sa mga sasabihin ng tao"

Speechless ako , but my heart is bursting out with happiness..

"Takot din ako nae... pero nagpakatotoo lang ako."

"Im conquering my fear now nick. Let's make this night special"

Inabot niya sa akin ang kamay niya,
Hinawakan ko naman ito
And then she led me to the court.

Sobrang kaba yung naramdaman ko, pero mas sobra ang saya na nananaig sakin.

Before we dive in to the sea of people who were perplexed to see us holding hands,
Tiningnan ko siya at bumitaw sa kamay nia, sabay tanong:

"Nae... sure ka?"

"Yes..."

"Pero i'm not gonna be the prom king, and you are the prom queen" tanong ko na naghahanap ng assurance.

Ngumiti siya at sinabing
"They better get used to two queens...
Cos there is no way i'm not gonna dance with you tonight nicola...
You look good in your dress by the way..
I told you.. you're gorgeous.."
Saka niya nilahad ulit ang kamay niya.

I smiled, i know that if we don't do this, we'll regret it forever...
I reached out her hand then walked with her.
She smiled... i exhaled...
There are people around us that will judge us, but they won't get in our way.
They don't feel how we feel. They won't give us our happiness.
They are looking at us, but i am not scared.
I am not scared anymore.
We are free.
We reached the center of the dance floor and i clasp her other hand.
She smiled, i smiled, i looked into her eyes...
And then we started to sway.

*the end*

anndito na ako

Andito na ako.. di mo pa dama...
Malapit na ko.. sa iba nakatutok ang yung mata..
Sinamahan mo nga ako... nasa iba ang isip mo..
Para bang lumayo ka pero sinisilip mo..
Kelangan pa ba kitang layuan...
Para ako'y iyong maramdaman...
Kelangan pa bang dumistansiya..
Para malaman mong hindi siya?
Sana... yan ang dasal...
Marahil isang pagpapakahangal..
Isang buntong hininga, bago ako lumapit...
Isang malaking ngiti ang aking pinilit...
-
November 26, 2015
Macapagal ave

Jack and Jill

Come Jill.. to the world of sin...
Yes jack to the world unseen…

Together we climb the mountain top

And let’s fill up what’s lacked

Come Jill let’s make new mistakes

Yes jack… whatever it takes…

You’re not my rose.. But when you jump, ill jump remember?

Its crystal clear jack… we will do this together...

Where to now my heart?

I don’t care as long as we are not apart...

Let’s leave this place... I don’t know where to…

Its ok, I don’t care... as long as I’m with you…

Hey Jill we’re like bonnie and Clyde

So are you telling me you’re tired?

No my heart, I will stand still… with you I am strong

I hope I won’t be weak if something goes wrong

I’m stumbling… I’m stumbling my love… its getting tougher…

I’m tired Jack… I’m tired… things are getting rougher…

Please hold on.. Come run after me.. It’s not always easy…

I don’t know jack… I don’t want to be sleazy…

Come run after me… come jill… just a little bit more…

I have no answer jack… im getting sore…

I understand… just take a rest.. I will wait for you…

*silence*

I’ll wait my love… I’ll wait.. or let me come to you…

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09.18.2015

TOTGA

I was drunk and cried myself to sleep...
But that didnt... still... gave me the peaceful and deep slumber that i am wanting..
I smoked like a chimney..
With every puff that i take and every breath i released is as much as hurt inside me...
Rapid and incessantly...
I went to sleep.. woke up... but still wanting you...
My heart cries for you...
Yearning for you..
In silent...
In the dark...
I want you back...
Please let me have you back...
Its kinda pathetic really...
And then i realized...
I can still love you... without me telling you..
Or the whole world...
But right now.. i just want to sleep...
A lot of it...
Ive never given much of a choice in this matter.
I have to act normal... like nothing happened.
Just last week i was offered by my mom to go home and manage an offer that was hard to resist. I thought about it...
I was with her when mom called...
I was staring at her..
And everytime i stare at her theres a thought in my head that saying "i wanna be with her... she is the girl that i love"
I said its a good start...
I was about to do the biggest decision in my life... i did not tell cos i want to do it when its all done..
Cos words for me are sacred...
The situation is unsure but my feelings arent...
Finally.... i have her....
Finally... she made me live again...
But suddenly... we broke up...
And i know.. as long as im loving her...
As long as i have this feeling for her...
I know i will sleep and wake up and live everyday wanting her...
needing her...
missing her...
Loving her...
It hurts... hurts a lot..
Cos i know no matter what i do... none of my gestures will bring her back to me...
I will always love you pretty girl...
And i can say... like the song... you are my "the one that got away"...
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09.18.2015

THE SURPRISE

So the girlfriend didnt texted me... or should i say,,, been cold for a few days (bago mag 22)...

Givin' me a hints like "mag-uusap tayo pagpunta mo dito"... 

I even asked, is this good or bad? ( alam niyo na... when a girl said LETS TALK, kabahan ka na.).

She told me, "depende sa magiging dating sayo".

Friday night (21), i took the bus going to  fairview with a boquet of flowers... 

We we're texting along the way.. no i love yous and sweet nothings.

and said , "mag-usap na lang tayo pag lasing na sila" (her housemates).

i told her, text na lang niya ko pag lasing na sila, cos ill just be chillin at SM.

She then told me, punta na ko cos she misses me (eh di kinilig naman ako).. and the truth is, i miss her too.

When we i got there, they were all sleeping and didnt have the courage to give the flowers just yet (iniwan ko sa porch or something).

then they woke up, no kiss,... no hug.. no smile...

i played it cool... nag-antay ng oras kung kelan niya ko kakausapin...

then nag-inom... (and i got tipsy easily)..

while we were drinking, patugtog ba naman siya ng songs like "i love you goodbye", "before i let you go" and the likes..

ubos ang isang set, they were waiting for someone na magpapainom. eh since its kinda awkward not doing anything, sabi ko sakin na isang set. Kami ng bestfriend niya nag bumili.

And the bestfriend is telling me things like, "wala pa ding magbabago ha?" ... "friends pa din tayo ha".. and told her, oo naman... but my mind wasnt there really... gusto ko na lang masolo at makausap si girlfriend.

tuloy  ang inuman... then dumating na si lui (yung inaantay nila)...

then the girlfriend went upstairs...

after a while, tinawag ako, in her .. i dunno if pagalit voice.... 

at the stairs going to 2nd floor, i saw lights going to 3rd floor/rooftop... (paliko so you gonna wonder where the lights are coming from)

she then smiled... and the gesture of her hand told me to continue,..

i was speechless...

and surprised...

each steps of the stairs, was candlelit in both ends...

puno ng scattered petal of white flowers...

and lil notes ng spelled I LOVE YOU, which i have to pick up as i step up...

and those notes, got quotes by the way, few of her favorites maybe. :)

pagtapak ko ng 3rd floor, napamura na lang ako sa isip ko (DAMN!).. haha

nakaset up anng table with wine on the top of it, and wine glass..  scattered flowers everywhere, dim lighted venue, pink curtains and ceiling, floating candles.and love songs as our background...

and oo nga pala, sa table, may personalized card for me, which made by her of course... and a letter... :)

sa sarili ko, chick ba ko ngayon? hahaha

i stared at her with the sweetest smile on my face.... 

wala lang, i smelled the surprise, but i wasnt sure kung ano... 

 when her song for me played, i just dunno what to react.. haha.

Kaya bago pa ko maging chick ng tuluyan, tumayo ako, went to her, kissed her, i said thank you and i love you... and hugged her... :)

that night was so kilig *pa'chick voice*

so there...

im keeping the video and the pictures..

ill upload it soon... mga next year. haha

____

Thank you girlfriend

I love love you.... :*

____

love, waidee

it's you... its always been you...

sue and chivaz seems to be the perfect lover.. sweet as a candy, strong as a pyramid ika nga..
they've been together for almost four years.they started as a long distance lover.
they have met because of sue's friend maribel na kaibigan din ni chivaz.
sue owns a small clothing business in pasay while chivaz is a pediatrician in a small town in quezon  province.
they seldom see each  other but when they do, they are inseparable. Isang bagay lang naman ang pinag-aawayan nila, chivaz is so uptight habang si sue, she wants freedom to do what she wants.
The typical boy who lives in the province, and the liberated girl that she loves.

"haynaku! hinala na naman!" sambit ni Sue sa kaibigang si Maribel.
"who?" said maribel
."si chivaz...  di kasi ako nakapagreply agad. pag di talaga to tumigil ng kakahinala, its better maghiwalay na kami. Nakakapagod din" Sue replied.
tumawa lang si maribel. Sanay na siya sa dalawa.
Maya-maya, she told Sue, "alam mo, masiyado ka lang niyang sigurong mahal... takot siyang mawala sayo haha."

"Sinasama ko nga siya sa mga lakad ko para wala siyang masabi." pagsusumbong na sabi ni sue.


"Sue, i know your boyriend.. Hindi siya sanay sa lifestyle mo. To him, it's like just wasting time! hahaha" Maribel told Sue.
"But Bel, it's not a wasted time if I am enjoying. Specialy sana kung kasama ko siyang nag-eenjoy.
and sue added "I love him Bel... But I can't live like this. I've reached out. Di naman niya ko pwedeng ilayo sa mga kaibigan ko."


It's always been like that for chivaz and Sue. But what is a relationship without some quarrels right?


The day came when sue finaly decided to take some time off.
They met in a coffee shop near Sue's botique.
"why Sue?" kunot noong tanong ni Chivaz sa girlfriend niya. Makikita mo sa mukha niya ang disappointment and disagreement sa sinabi ni Sue.
 "Ayoko na ng ganito. Nasasakal na ko. Let's take a break.", she answered
"What if I don't want to?" chivaz asked.
"then give me freedom to do what I want" Sue replied..
"no sue, its cool off or let's call it off. mamili ka", Chivaz demanded
"I'm sorry chivaz, take it or leave it" Sue said firmly.

Chivaz was so mad that he left Sue at the coffee shop. For him, ang hinihingi ng girlfriend niya ay para na ring magbreak sila.
Pinagbabawalan lang naman ang girlfriend niya because he grew up in a conservative family plus the fact na hindi naman siya nasanay sa ganung lifestyle.
He loves her girlfriend so much and he is aware of the other guys na nagpaparamdam at nagpapalipad hangin kay Sue.

Days passed.. naging weeks.. And no word from each other,.
Ginugol ni chivaz ang oras niya sa trabaho. But still waiting for  her girlfriend to call her.
Si Sue naman, she misses Chivaz but this is what she wanted.

Until Milton became close to her. Milton had feelings for Sue.
They became close. And Sue is really enjoying his company. They share some common interest.
Milton then asked Sue to be her girlfriend. Sue hesitated.
Kahit naman ganun ang situaton nila ni chivaz, inaantay pa rin niya ito.
Two months has passed and still no word from chivaz.
Sue had some sleepless nights.

Is  it time for her to move on?
She thought of it a million times and the day came, she decided t make milton his boyfriend.

Their friends was shocked ofcourse..

Chivaz heard the news and confronted sue. The conversation didnt went well.

The moments she had with milton was enough to make her happy, but deep inside, not enough to forget Chivaz.

As any relationship would be, masaya talaga sa umpisa. The real test there, pag tumagal na.
She thought Milton would be different. But who was she kidding?
Milton was really jealous with Chivaz. It's not easy to erase the memories she had with him.
Sapat na si chivaz ang dahilan ng pag-aaway nila.

And those nights that Sue would feel alone, she would call Chivaz.
As much as chivaz want to comfort the girl of her life, di pa rin mawala sa isip niya na iniwan siya.
Madalas nauuwi sa away ang mga pag-uusap nila.

So Sue continued her relationship with Milton.
she tried.. She tried as much as she can.
But we can't teach the heart to think if its nature is to love.

She broke up with Milton...

She went to quezon... To chivaz....

He was surprised... Kunot noo pa rin siya while staring at Sue na di makapagsalita.
Sue broke her silence and said "I miss you... "
Chivaz smiled sarcasticaly and asked, "Nag-away kayo ng boyfriend mo?"
"chivaz please.. hear me out", begged sue.

"Look Sue, I am not your spare tire"

"Chivaz, wala na kami... Ikaw ang mahal ko.."

"wala na kayo? so ako naman?", chivaz asked furiously

"may mahal ka na bang iba? Am I too late?" She then hugged Chivaz as tears raced down from her eyes.

His heart melted. Eto ang weakness niya.. ang makita niyang umiiyak si sue. and its undeniable. Mahal na mahal pa rin niya si Sue.
"No Sue, it's still you..."

Sue looked up to Chivaz and told him. "Be mine again Chivz... cos I am yours.. always been yours.. Hindi dahil wala na kami, ikaw na ulit.. Hindi ganun... Wala na kami, kasi ikaw lang.. ikaw lang talaga... Make me yours again Chivz, cos to me, it's always been you."

Chivaz looked back at her... He can see the sincerity. Yes, she's mad at this woman for leaving her.
His ego was hurt when there was another guy involved, but she cant deny the fact that she really love her.
His pride or his love? He didn't hesitated and hugged  Sue. "I love you Sue... We will never start again... cos for me, it never stopped,,,"

Sue's heart was filled with happiness she hugged and kissed chivaz like it was their first and last.


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NO END


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may.21.2014
vhonskall


*fiction only
walang pinagbasehan
(charot!)
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xxi

i know... i see...

i know...
you're unreachable...
but i can't help it...

i see...
you're beautiful..
and you know it...

your songs give me feelings i never felt before...
its like wind that makes me soar...
your soundcloud account is where my playlist at...
your picture on my wallpaper makes my phone look hot...

your name on my newsfeed makes my day...
i read your status, whatever you might say...
i guess you love pizza, i wish i got enough dough...
i got this huge crush on you, and i cant take it low...

everybody wants you,, that i know...
we're exactly opposite, that i see...
in my head, i hear your silent 'no'...
but i just want these words to be free...

i know....
im not your type i'm far from it..
and its just a crush...

i see ize sy,
you give me hype, you should know it..
you give me that rush...

~vhonskall


para kay crush ize sy

crazy, stupid love movie quotes

 

Jacob: I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?


Hannah: I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob! Sorry, Jacob...
Jacob: Do people still say "bang"?
Hannah: I do. And we're gonna bang!


Robbie: You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty? All right. Well, the A they're both wearing - I think it stands for "asshole." Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the "assholes."


Jacob: The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.

Cal: I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates.
Emily: I miss you.


Cal: I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up.

Kate: As you know Robbie's shining moment this year was when he set a school record for cursing in an eighth grade English class.
[gets up and writes on blackboard]
Kate: Asshole. You're familiar with that word, Mrs Weaver?
Emily: Yes, I am and I've spoken to the Principal...
Kate: Asshole. As in someone who tells a woman he'll call and never does. Asshole. As in someone who uses honesty to get a woman into bed with him but is actually full of shit, like the rest of them.
Emily: [looking at Cal] This is not about Robbie...
Kate: Asshole. Someone who allows a woman to go downtown for 45 minutes because he's nervous!
Emily: Ewww!


Cal: I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one...



This isn't an original or ground-breaking movie but Crazy Stupid Love quotes has managed to combine a perfect blend of comedy and drama with a lot of heart and charisma, bringing an invigorating mix that makes the cliches work in a way that is fresh and painfully real.The story gives us a glimpse into the rare moments that bring two people together and what tears them apart providing and intelligent and sophisticated romantic comedy that cuts above the rest boasting pithy dialogue and great performances from the cast, especially from Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling who provide great chemistry together. Crazy Stupid Love may be predictable but it somehow works!


Our Rating:








Directed by:
Glenn Ficarra
John Requa
Written by:
Dan Fogelman
Starring:
Steve Carell - Cal Weaver
Ryan Gosling - Jacob Palmer
Julianne Moore - Emily Weaver
Emma Stone - Hannah
Analeigh Tipton - Jessica
Jonah Bobo - Robbie Weaver
Joey King - Molly Weaver
Marisa Tomei - Kate
Beth Littleford - Claire Riley
John Carroll Lynch - Bernie Riley
Kevin Bacon - David Lindhagen
Liza Lapira - Liz
Josh Groban - Richard





[first lines; Cal and Emily are at a restaurant looking at the menu]Crazy Stupid Love Quotes
Cal Weaver: Oh! So full. You were right, I shouldn't have eaten all that bread. Wanna split a desert?
[Emily doesn't reply and Cal looks at her]
Cal Weaver: You okay? You seem a little off.
Emily Weaver: Yeah, I'm just trying to think about what I want.
Cal Weaver: Yeah, me too. Why don't we just say it at the same time? One, two, three...
[at the same time]
Emily Weaver: I wanna a divorce!
Cal Weaver: Creme brulee...
[Cal looks up at her in shock]




This isn't an original or ground-breaking movie but Crazy Stupid Love quotes has managed to combine a perfect blend of comedy and drama with a lot of heart and charisma, bringing an invigorating mix that makes the cliches work in a way that is fresh and painfully real.The story gives us a glimpse into the rare moments that bring two people together and what tears them apart providing and intelligent and sophisticated romantic comedy that cuts above the rest boasting pithy dialogue and great performances from the cast, especially from Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling who provide great chemistry together. Crazy Stupid Love may be predictable but it somehow works!


Our Rating:








Directed by:
Glenn Ficarra
John Requa
Written by:
Dan Fogelman
Starring:
Steve Carell - Cal Weaver
Ryan Gosling - Jacob Palmer
Julianne Moore - Emily Weaver
Emma Stone - Hannah
Analeigh Tipton - Jessica
Jonah Bobo - Robbie Weaver
Joey King - Molly Weaver
Marisa Tomei - Kate
Beth Littleford - Claire Riley
John Carroll Lynch - Bernie Riley
Kevin Bacon - David Lindhagen
Liza Lapira - Liz
Josh Groban - Richard





Crazy Stupid Love Quotes Page 1 | 2 | 3
[first lines; Cal and Emily are at a restaurant looking at the menu]Crazy Stupid Love Quotes
Cal Weaver: Oh! So full. You were right, I shouldn't have eaten all that bread. Wanna split a desert?
[Emily doesn't reply and Cal looks at her]
Cal Weaver: You okay? You seem a little off.
Emily Weaver: Yeah, I'm just trying to think about what I want.
Cal Weaver: Yeah, me too. Why don't we just say it at the same time? One, two, three...
[at the same time]
Emily Weaver: I wanna a divorce!
Cal Weaver: Creme brulee...
[Cal looks up at her in shock]


[as they're driving home from the restaurant]
Emily Weaver: Aren't you going to say anything? Almost twenty five years of marriage and you have nothing to say?
[Cal doesn't say anything but just stares ahead]


[continuation of their drive home]
Emily Weaver: Okay, you're not talking and you know that only makes me talk more. You know, but...I mean, maybe that's good! You know? Cause maybe I'll just say it, maybe...maybe I'll just tell you I slept with someone!
[Emily looks at Cal who has still makes no response and is still gazing ahead]
Emily Weaver: David Lindhagen, from work. You met him at the Christmas party, the one with the...
Cal Weaver: Please stop.
Emily Weaver: You're the last person in the world that I'd wanna hurt, Cal.
Cal Weaver: If you keep talking I'm gonna get out of the car.
Emily Weaver: But I think the fact that I did it, it just shows how broke we are
Cal Weaver: Okay
Emily Weaver: How much...how much we really need...
[Cal calmly throws himself out of the moving vehicle so he doesn't have to listen]
Emily Weaver: Hey! Oh, my God! Cal!
[Emily stops the car and runs towards Cal]
Emily Weaver: Are you okay?
Cal Weaver: I'll leave tonight. I'll sign whatever you want, just please stop talking about it.
Emily Weaver: Okay.


[after Jessica has accidentally walked into Robbie's bedroom and caught him jerking off]
Robbie Weaver: I'm sorry you had to see that.
Jessica: No, you know, I should have knocked.
Robbie Weaver: Just for the record, I think about you while I do it.
Jessica: Robbie!
Robbie Weaver: I have this picture of you and I look at it the whole time.
Jessica: Stop it!
Robbie Weaver: I love you, Jessica.
Jessica: I am actually begging you to stop it!
Robbie Weaver: And I know you're seventeen and I know I just turned thirteen, which is the same age your little brother, but soon our age difference won't even matter. Which is good, because I'm pretty sure you're my soul mate.



Jacob Palmer: I think we should start approaching women tonight. Are you ready to go?
Cal Weaver: I miss my wife.


[Jessica receives a text from Robbie who's texting her whilst in class]
Robbie Weaver: [text message] Hi, Jessica. FYI, Demi Moore is fifteen years older than Ashton K. They really seem happy. Love, Robbie.
[Jessica sends text reply to Robbie]
Jessica: [text message] Robbie, please stop. You are making me very uncomfortable.

talo ang mga numero

Dear cc:
nalulungkot ako kasi aalis ka na..
Punong puno ang utak ko ng mga numbers.
5 - 5years ang age gap natin...
But i don't care. Age is just a number. At outnumbered ang age gap natin, age mo, at age ko sa bilang ng pagmamahal ko sayo.
Mahal kita in a million ways, million times, imultiply mo pa yun ng paulit-ulit.
4 - 4years kitang inantay. I was 15. 19 na ko ngayon. Sasabihin mo pa rin bang puppy love? Eh sa talagang mas attracted ako sayo kesa sa mga girls na ka-age ko. Di mo ba nahalata kaseryosohan ko?
3 -3months na lang, aalis ka na. :-( kung kelan napalapit ako ulit sayo, kung kelan nararamdaman kong nagkakatime ka na sakin, saka ka naman lalayo. Malungkot na masaya. :-(
2 - 2 days na lang, makikita na ulit kita...
Hindi ko nga alam kung tayo na ba. Pero di mas mahalaga sakin, magmahalan tayo diba?
1 - una? Isa? Oo cc... Nag-iisa ka lang sa puso ko.. Matatapos ang teenage years ko na ikaw lang minahal ko ng ganito.. Mas nagniningning ka pa saking paningin sa kahit anong bato sa diamond dash.
Sana friday na.. Gusto na kitang makita at mabigay to sayo..
Mahal ko... :-)
.
Love,
dd

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dear dd,
you thought about numbers and yes, i thought about it too...
Naflatter ako 4years ago nung sinabi mo na mahal mo ako.
Yes you are cute and charming, but i thought di ka seryoso.
So i shrugged my shoulders and binalewala ko mga sinabi mo.
You were just 15, and baka gusto mo lang ako kasi nachachalenge ka. Though matured ka mag-isip at nakikita ko mabait ka. You are sweet.. But i'm afraid part lang to ng teenage years mo..
You were 15 and i was 19. Ika nga papunta ka pa lang pabalik na ko. Sabi ko, playful years mo pa lang to.
So naging communication lang natin eh text at fb. Madalas nga binobola mo ako, which made me smile most of the time.
Four years later, nagulat ako. Mga salita mo naging seryoso. Mahal mo pa din pala ako.
Maybe it's time not to think how young you are. Or the difference of my age to yours.
Tama.. Talo ang mga numbers na to sa mga times na pinabilis mo ang tibok ng puso ko pag kasama kita.
Sa bilang ng mga beses na napasaya at napangiti mo ako sa mga banat mo.
Kung ang candy crush pwedeng magkaroon ng 1000 lives dahil sa cheat, ako 1 buhay lang kuntento na ko. As long as you're in it. I don't need any cheat.
I love you dd... Mas importante yun kesa sa anumang number. :-)
and don't worry, mapalayo man ako sa'yo, ikaw naman ang pinakamalapit sa puso ko.
Mahal ko. :-)
.
Love,
cc

the undead

I walk slowly passing these fast-pacing people...
The world is in motion and i feel so little...
I stare in blank not really drawing for attention...
I can't feel anything,, numb in emotion...
But Not so numb,,, i feel cold.. Very cold...
Maybe i just needed someone to hold...
I miss that warm fuzzy feeling inside..
I hate this apocalypse, the darkness it provides..
Wandering in the vicinity where we used to walk...
We used to laugh together, now i can't even talk...
I groan, i mumble, im rotting where you can't see...
I yearn, i crave for something we can't be...
Undead... Walking without soul..
Im incomplete.. I used to be whole...
I have a Broken heart and a Broken brain...
Letting my all get used to feel all the pain...
Let's walk my fellow undead, let's search the food to feed our souls...
Beware to the humans who'll hit our brains and make us fall...
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wala lang... Nanood lang ng warm bodies.. :-)
and ganyan pakiramdam ko nung broken ako...
parang patay lang. Nasa grocery ako nun...

broken mirror

...Mirror, mirror on the wall...
...She dropped you just like that, now you're on the floor..
...Many adored you, many would love to have you..
...But she was the lucky one who got you..
...mirror, mirror on the wall..
...I know you've given your all..
...but your use is long overdue...
...there's someone better than you...
...but she could've given you an extra love & more care...
...like how you showed her what she wants to see everytime she stare..
...but no, she dropped you just like that & broke into pieces...
...after you've done everything & granted all her wishes...
...now, the fantasies & the magics are all gone now...
...she left you & all that's left with you is her broken vow...
...she left you into pieces, as she let you fall..
...she stabbed your heart unto your very soul...
...from that moment, like a trash, you don't have a use at all...
...cos now, you're just like a dirt, Unuseful, broken mirror on the floor...

three thoughts

i-nathalie

Mahal ko sya. Di ko naman sinasadya eh. Naging close lang
kame simula nung nag break sila
ng girlfriend niya. Para na kaming
magkapatid, at nadama ko din
ang pagiging special ko sa kanya.
nadala ba ako sa pagiging sweet
niya? Namisinterpret ko ba ang pag I ilove you niya? Masyado ba
akong umasa na suklian niya ang
nararamdaman ko sa kanya?
Araw-araw na lang na siya ang iniisip ko, hanggang sa
maramdaman ko sa sarili ko na
masiyado ko syang mahal minsan
nararamdaman ko mahal niya ko,
madalas hndi.
Baka mahal lang niya ako bilang
kaibigan.
Ngayon, nararamdaman ko,
parang may mahal siya. Umasa
akong ako yun Pero hindi eh Iba.
Nagtanong ako, umkiwas siya.
Nasaktan ako, Alam mo yung
dating kami? Wala na. Alam mo
yung umasa na sa sobrang close
nyu, magiging kayo? ako un.
Di ko alam ang gagawin ko,siya
lang ang kaligayahan ko.Pero may
mahal siya, Dama ko. lalayo na ba
ko?
II- MICHELLE
Pinakilala siya sa akin ng matalik
kong kaibigan. Dumating siya sa
buhay ko kung kelan sobrang
down na down ako. Sa panahong
iniwan ako ng taong pinaglaanan
ko ng limang taon ng aking
buhay. dumating siya sa
panahong wala na kong pag-asa.
Pinapasaya niya ko, pinapangiti at
hindi kalianman iniwan. Dumating
yung panahong namimiss ko na
siya at laging inaabangan ang
bawat tawag at bawat text niya.
Pag mamahal na ba to ?kung oo,
mahirap. Mahal na mahal siya ni
Nathalie. Pero mahal ko din siya.
Alin ba ang tama? Ang mawala
siya at masaktan ako ? o maging
akin siya at masaktan ang
kaibigan ko? Gusto niyang lumayo
na lang, ayoko … pero, mananatili
nalang ba kaming ganto ?
patago ? at pag mag kasama
kamking tatlo,nag kukunwaring
hindi apektado ? ang hirap.
Pareho ko silang mahal,pareho ko
silang ayaw mawala.
Pag nalaman to ni nathalie , alam
kong sobra-sobrang sakit ang
mararamdaman niya. Ang
masakit, ako pa ang may gawa.
Tama na ba to ? o ipapagpatuloy
ko pa ? mananatili nalang ba
kaming nag tatago ? hahayaan ko
na lang siya para sa kaibigan ko ?
III- SI SETH
Si Nathalie, siya ang taong
andiyan sa akin palagi. Siya ang
tumayong bestfriend ko at di niya
ko pinabayaan . ok kami
hanggang sa minahal niya ko ng
higit sa kaibigan . di ko yun napag
handaan. Pinakisamahan ko siya,
minahal ko pa rin siya, hindi sa
paraang gusto o inaasahan niya.
Si michelle, ang taong
kinahulugan ko ng loob. Alam ko
sa sarili ko, siya ang mahal ko.
Bagamat sinabi niyang mahal din
niya ako, may dalawang bagay
akonh kinakatakutan. Una matalik
silang mag kaibigan ni Nathalie,
dobleng sakit yun para kay
Nathalie. Pangalawa, pag bumalik
ang ex ni michelle, natatakot
akong yun pa rin ang pipiliin niya.
Sobrang mahal niya yun eh. Iniisip
ko nga, baka rebound lang ako.
Ang sabi ko na lang, wala pa
naman kaming relasyon ang
mahalaga mahal ko siya, mahal
niya ko. Kaya lang, alam kong
hindi ko matatapatan o
mahihigitan ang ex niya at
masakit magmahalan ng patago.
Di ko siyang magawang yakapin o
hawakan pag may ibang tao.
Iniiwasan ang magkatinginan,
baka mabuko. Masakit ehh ..
naisip ko tuloy, lalayo na lang ba
ako ?.

a love story when you wake up

Mag-aalas dos na pala. Kanina pa kami magkausap ni maui. Ang makulit pero cute kong friend. Nakilala ko lang siya sa isang site. Mga 2years na din kaming magkakilala. Nakwento ko na ata lahat sa kanya.
Kanina tinext niya ko, curious daw siya eh.

"dee, musta na kayo? Bat divorced ka na?" bungad na tanong niya sakin.
"wala ng kami mau, ako na lang. Divorced na nga di'ba?" pilosopo kong sagot.

"ewan dee! Anlabo mo! Haha. Oi may maaalala." pang-aasar niya sakin
"shut up mau, ibablock kita!" ganting biro ko naman.

Sabi niya sakin nagkainteres lang naman siyang kaibiganin ako dahil sa mga ginagawa ko. Wow, utang na loob ko pa? :-D

"oh, bat dika pa tulog dee?" pangungulit niya sakin
"wag kang magulo, iniisip ko siya kaya di ako makatulo" sagot ko naman.
"woshoo! Iniisip mo siya kaya di ka makatulog o di ka makatulog kaya iniisip mo na lang siya?" pang-aasar pa din sakin
napaisip ako may point siya. Which is which?

"mau, iniisip kaya niya ko?" iwas tanong ko.
"duh! Mauntog ka naman! She regrets everything, mga ginawa mo, kayang kayang mawala ng ganun ganun lang and you'll ask me that stupid question?!" she answered furiously.
"oh cool ka lang mau, masiyado kang high blood" sabi ko na lang.

Maybe mau was right.
Kasi ako madaming nawala pero wala akong pinagsisihan. So maybe, she's right when she said that everything i did with my ex is not important to my ex.
Ang laki ko palang tanga.

"im so glad you're there with your cynic point of views ms. Cristobal." pang-aasar ko din sa kanya.
Then she answered "no i am not a cynic person inocelda, yun ang reality., so kelan next gawa mo?"
"next week na lang or tomorrow mau, it's midnight, ayaw mo pang matulog?" i said, trying to get rid of her.

"wag puro broken ha, kasawa na dee! Yung nakakainlove naman. Para inlove ka ulit."
"wala akong inspirasyon mau. you know that i can't write without a subject."
"can't you do a random love story?"
i sigh and said, " i can't. You know how i write."
"eh di matatagalan pa yan, let's sleep na" , she finaly asked me to go to sleep.
"i need a love story mau, you know that"
then answered, " no dee.. You need love... You do the story.."

i did not reply...

She then text again...

[dami diyan dee... Turtle ka lang!]

and i said:
can you be that girl mau?

She asked, "what girl dee? "

i replied, " that girl i'd love to talk to, and talk about.. That girl behind my every story... The reason of my every love story... Gawa tayo ng love story? "

she did not replied..
Shit.. Nalintikan na..
Ano na kaya iniisip niya...

I texted again...
I said hey,. No reply...
I then said goodnight..

Tinabi ko na phone ko. Napaisip ako..
Ang gago ko.. Tsk..
Why do i have to pull stunt like that?
Makatulog na nga...

Then nagring mobile phone ko..
Si maui...

Nag-isip ako. Sagutin ko ba?
I decided to answer.

With her sweet sleepy voice she said:
koko... I'll look forward to that love story. The sooner we start, the better..
I think gusto naman ng mga bida yung isa't-isa... :-)
bukas paggising ko, start na ng love story ha? Goodnight dee, i love you.."

And with excitement, i said, " affirmative. :-) "

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eto mababsa niya pagkagising niya. :)

XOXO V

It consist of two, began with three...
The only problem is,
we can't be free...
The two followed by five..
She really made me alive...
Began with two,
in the middle is zero..
You saved me like a superhero..
It ends with 2 parallel standing side by side...
But everything we had to hide...
We tried to revive two years after..
We shared more intimacy, tears and laughter...
More than two, almost three...
Like Shakespeare, you know i love thee..
Two sets of two, you think it was four...
But for me,, it was more..
Go.....
Now...

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for her on our 2nd anniversary

To The Man Who Will Love My Wife

To The Man Who Will Love My Wife:


First, I'm sorry if I still call her my wife. Cos she will always be my wifey to me. I will always love her, and she will always have that title in my life.
Second, please... take care of her... love her like she's the first person you ever loved and the last person you'll  ever love.
I screwed up and hurt her. So please, take note of the things she loves and hates.
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1. Surprise her. She'll love that. Not only she'll love it, but also, it will make you even happier for you to see her happy.
2. Give her flowers.. even if there's no occasion.
3. If you'll ever go to that famous bakeshop that you'll see in every mall, buy her favorite bread there.
4. She loves to kiss. Make it passionate. Make it true.
5. She loves to cuddle.
6. Every month, if she got an PMS, please bear with her.
7. She's a pet lover. so don't be cruel to animals.
8. Hold her hands... Make her feel you're always there.
9. Give her little notes.
10. She's more beautiful when she smiles. Please don't let her lose that.
11. She loves to sing. Compliment her.
12. She doesn't want to be ignored. Give her your full attention.
13. Don't do stupid things that will make her paranoid or mad.
14. Take pictures together...
15. Be positive. Always. Well at least, try to be..
16. Take her to the movies. Even if its a chick flick, watch with her.
17. She loves to go out. Have a couple of drinks once in a while.
18. She's so cute when she's laughing.. I love it when she giggles.. Humor her.
19. Hug her from behind and watch the vast sky with her.
20. She loves food and she's a good cook. cook for her too.
21. She often stays up late.. talk to her..
22. She loves watching, bring her DVDs of her favorite TV programs and movies.
23. Kiss her on the forehead.. her nose... her hands.. her lips..
24. always deliver what you promise.
25. Tell her I LOVE YOU.. always...
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I could go on forever and tell you things about her...
It really hurts.. telling you about this. Cos I should be the one doing it to her. But she already gave me up.
I will always want her back. But I won't be selfish anymore cos I know she's fed up.
Please don't screw up like I did. Hold on to her. Forever.. To infinity and beyond.. Cos that's how much I love her.
It will hurt so much to see her happy with you, and to see her do things with you like how we used to.
But it will hurt me more to see her unhappy with me. Her happiness is my happiness.
Love her like I do... and more..

----HER HUSBEAU

|vhonskall|
feb. 23, 2013

For Machree

Dear Machree,

I miss you.. I am hoping that somehow you're missing me too..
It may not be as much as I miss you, but the thought of me crossing your mind is enough for me.\
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I know that It's not easy and as I've said.,, it won't be happy everyday.
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I am just holding on to the slightest hope in me that you won't let go.
Coz I know,, you are now in the midst of staying and letting go.
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My words are not enough to make you stay, I know that.
But somehow, I hope that something in you or me or us that would be enough to make you stay.
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I love you... I will tell you that everyday.
coz I really do.

Your Beau,
WaiDee

Invicible tomb

narito ako.. 
Nag-iisa.. 
nakikinig.. 
Sa mga usap-usapang akala niyo di ko alam.. 
Nagmamasid.. 
Sa mga gawain niyong akala niyo di ko alam.. 
-- 
nandito ako.. 
Nakikinig sa mga balita.. 
Tungkol sa'kin, 
tungkol sa iba.. 
Yung iba totoo, 
yung iba hindi tama. 
Respeto naman 
sa taong ngayon ay pipi na at minsan niyo din namang nakasama.. 
-- 
narito ako.. 
Umiiyak.. 
Nagwawala.. 
Walang magawa.. 
Naghihintay, 
umaasa.. 
Sa mga taong 
pupunta.. 
Nagpapakatotoo.. 
Magpaparamdam.. 
Na kahit ako'y wala na, 
ay di ako nag-iisa.. 
-- 
nandito ako.. 
Nakikinig... 
Nagmamasid.. 
Madilim.. 
Mainit.. 
Buti pa kayo, 
kita niyo pa ang liwanag.. 
- 
nandito ako, 
naghihintay.. 
Tumatangis.. 
Walang nakakarinig.. 
Nalulumbay.. 
Umiiyak.. 
Nagtatago.. 
Nagkukubli.. 
O sadyang di niyo ako nakikita? 
Wag mag-alala.. 
Ipagdarasal ko rin ang inyong kaluluwa..

3 idiiots movie quotes

 

 

 

RANCHO

• Aal izz well.
  • All is well.

• Yeh engineer bade chalak hote hai sir,aisi koi machine hi nahi banai jo yahaan (brain) ka pressure naap sake. Banate toh pata chal jaata ke yeh suicide naahi murder hai.
  • These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.

• [Rancho mimicking Virus]Life is a race.. If you don't run fast.. You will be like a broken anda (egg)..

• [To Professor] Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch ()

• Kiss ho nahi paati yaar... naak beech me aa jaati hai.
  • I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between.

• Main apko engineering nahi padha raha tha sir, woh to aap mujhse jyada aacha jante hain. Main to apko yeh padha raha tha ... ki padhate kaise hain..
  • I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach,. 

Freshers

• Jahapanah tussi great ho.Tofa kubool karo.
  • My lord you are great, please accept my offering.

Joy Lobo (song)

Give me some sunshine,
Give me some rain,
Give me another chance,
I wanna grow up once again...

Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi)

• Fullll connection hai baba...
  • There's something going on between you both

• Dono taange tudawa kar apne pairo par khada hona sikha hai sir, badi mushkil se aaya hai yeh attitude, nahi hoga sir. Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye, main apna attitude rakh leta hoon.
  • Sir, I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs. This attitude has come with great difficulty. No sir, I can't. You may keep your job, and let me keep my attitude.

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan)

• Badi duvidha thi, Dost ko sambhaltay ya dost ki Maa kay aansu pochtay, phir humne socha hatao yaar mater paneer pay concentrate karo
• Today my respect for that idiot shot up. Most of us went to college just for a degree. No degree meant no plum job, no pretty wife, no credit card, no social status. But none of this mattered to him, he was in college for the joy of learning, he never cared if he was first or last. 

• Human behaviour ke baare me uss din humne kuch jaana, Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai.
  • We learnt something about human behaviour that day, It feels bad when a friend fails, but it feels even worse when he comes first.

• Baba ranchoddas sahi kehte the... Baccha kabil bano kabil.. Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi

(बाबा रणछोड़ दास सही कहते थे...बच्चा काबिल बनो काबिल..कामयाबी तो साली झक मार के पीछे आयेगी)

(last lines)

• Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success (Chateur) will follow, pants down!"
• [narration] I've always been a law abiding citizen. But in the last 24 hours, I grounded an airplane, nearly flushed someone's remains down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. All for Rancho. He would've done the same for any of us, too, like stealing a copy of the final exam that was designed for Raju's failure.

Virus (Bomman Irani)

• Shave karani hai? (nahi Sir) then "Get Lost..!"
• Everything is fair in Love and War, and this is World War... 3!

Viru Sahastrabudhhe: [Angrily looks for Raju in the class] Raju Rastogi? Raju Rastogi: [a drunk Raju stands up from the last bench of class... and shouts] Yes, sir! Viru Sahastrabudhhe: How does an induction motor start? Raju Rastogi: [Raju looks around smilingly and then shouts] Vrrrrommmmmm. Vrrrrrrrooom.

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 THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME! IT REALLY MADE ME CRY.
THUMBS UP FOR THIS INSPIRING MOVIE!
--VHONSKALL

awesome lines

My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then I made a Twitter and it became a hobby

When I’m wearing a brand new outfit, I walk out the house feeling all good

When my mom says “I bought food for you”, I’m like oh shit wait, I’m coming!"

When you’re already awake and your mom keeps yelling at your to get up, & i'm like, OK MOM! IM UP!

When you finally get comfortable in bed and your mom says “Come Here!”

When someone makes you mad, but you can’t hit them

When you’re walking in the hallway at school and you don’t 

have enough time to talk to your friends, you walk by making a face

When a teacher is talking about her kid in class, all I’m thinking is:

OHH GOSH!! YOU HAD SEX?!?!

There is no “U” in awesome.

But there is a ‘me

That moment when you press play on your iPod, and you forget that the volume is all the way up

That moment when your friend offers to buy you food when you have no money and doesn’t want to get paid back

That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves the class.

Having unlimited texting.. With no one to text.

When that annoying person walks in front of you in a movie.

The moment when you’ve been told to take out your gum but it still has flavor left

When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.

When I hear fake girls say they hate fake girls.

When adults complains about our generation

I’m here like hold the fuck up… 

who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

I hate when people don’t warn me before they take a picture of me

Roses are red, facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?

When you’re looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird

When you have all these art ideas but you can’t draw

When you wave at someone, and they don’t wave back: well, fuck you too!

That awkward moment when someone tells you how much they hate someone. and then the next day they are best friends?

When that one dumb kid in class keeps asking the most unbelievably stupid questions…

understanding men

When you first look at a man and a woman, you are able to notice the subtle differences between the sexes. It is when the two sexes communicate with each other, however, that the differences become truly glaring. This is because one is speaking "he talk" while the other is speaking "she talk."
Where this difference really becomes a problem is when you are in a relationship, and you need to know how to combine "he talk" and "she talk" into "we talk." So I feel like it's my job as a man and as a dating coach to help women learn how to understand "he talk" (or "man talk" as I like to call it), so that they won't need to hire a translator to understand what men are saying.
Women want men to express their feelings. They complain, "Why can't he just say he loves me?" or, "I wish he would just compliment me more."
What you need to pay attention to and realize, though, is that men do tell you they love you and compliment you... they just do it using their own language. Men, in fact, sometimes don't use words at all when they are communicating with you.
This will help you understand men's verbal and non-verbal language.
Sometimes it's not what men say, but it's their actions that are significant. 
Sometimes it's not what men say, but it's their actions that are significant. It is necessary for women to learn to interpret men's roundabout way of communicating with them.
Here are 10 things that men say and do, and what they really mean:

1. He starts talking about how crazy all his single friends lives are, and then he tells you that he doesn't miss it at all. What most women will think if they hear this, is that he misses those days. This is not true. He says this because he is looking for confirmation that you feel exactly the same way. He also wants to communicate that he's ready to take the relationship to the next level.
2. Since you recently took him to your family's house for dinner, he can't stop talking about how much fun he had with your brother. What he means here is that he really likes your family, and wouldn't mind being a part of your family.
3. He teases you about things like how clumsy you are or about how you put smiley faces in every one of your emails. What he's really telling you when he does this is that he really likes you a lot. Remember that men are just giant boys... we tease the ones we love and ignore the ones we don't.
4. A man tells you he needs his space. So what does this mean to you? It means that you need to ignore him and not call him. Men love the chase. By not calling him, he'll start calling you and wondering what happened.
5. A man says that he really wants you to meet his parents. What does this mean in man talk? He's telling you that you are his girlfriend, and that he is ready to take it to the next level by getting you involved with his family. This brings us right to the next bit of man talk.
6. When a man calls you and says, "I want you to meet my friends on Friday night," this is as big as meeting his parents. He's introducing you to his pack. It means that he thinks you are attractive and sexy, and he wants to show you off to his friends.
7. After sleeping over at his house several times, he tells you that the next time you sleep over you should bring some things to make you feel more comfortable and a change of clothing. In man talk, that is basically telling you that he's wondering what it would be like to live with you. He also wants your things around.
8. You have plans with him on a Sunday, and you find out that he passed up floor seats to his favorite basketball team to keep those plans with you. What does that tell you in man talk? It tells you that he's hooked... and that you are his girlfriend.
9. He is watching one of your favorite shows on a night you're not together, and he calls you afterwards to talk about it. In man talk, what does this mean? By doing this, he's telling you that he pays attention to you, and he's interested in learning more about you and sharing more things with you. Men generally do not choose to watch "Project Runway" on their own. If we're watching your TV shows, we really like you.
10. He tells you, "I've cleaned today." What this means in man talk is, "I spent the day doing something I dislike more than anything." You need to realize that when a man says this to you, he really likes you. To most men, cleaning the house is just about the worst way he can spend a day.

Once you understand the hidden language and actions of man talk, you'll become far more secure in your dating and relationships. 
Once you understand the hidden language and actions of man talk, you'll become far more secure in your dating and relationships. So the next time you go over to your man's house and he looks at you and says, "I cleaned today," you'll know that he really meant to say, "I must really like you, because I can ignore my mess most of the time."
*FROM nirdla_24 of pinoyden