Invicible tomb

narito ako.. 
Nag-iisa.. 
nakikinig.. 
Sa mga usap-usapang akala niyo di ko alam.. 
Nagmamasid.. 
Sa mga gawain niyong akala niyo di ko alam.. 
-- 
nandito ako.. 
Nakikinig sa mga balita.. 
Tungkol sa'kin, 
tungkol sa iba.. 
Yung iba totoo, 
yung iba hindi tama. 
Respeto naman 
sa taong ngayon ay pipi na at minsan niyo din namang nakasama.. 
-- 
narito ako.. 
Umiiyak.. 
Nagwawala.. 
Walang magawa.. 
Naghihintay, 
umaasa.. 
Sa mga taong 
pupunta.. 
Nagpapakatotoo.. 
Magpaparamdam.. 
Na kahit ako'y wala na, 
ay di ako nag-iisa.. 
-- 
nandito ako.. 
Nakikinig... 
Nagmamasid.. 
Madilim.. 
Mainit.. 
Buti pa kayo, 
kita niyo pa ang liwanag.. 
- 
nandito ako, 
naghihintay.. 
Tumatangis.. 
Walang nakakarinig.. 
Nalulumbay.. 
Umiiyak.. 
Nagtatago.. 
Nagkukubli.. 
O sadyang di niyo ako nakikita? 
Wag mag-alala.. 
Ipagdarasal ko rin ang inyong kaluluwa..

3 idiiots movie quotes

 

 

 

RANCHO

• Aal izz well.
  • All is well.

• Yeh engineer bade chalak hote hai sir,aisi koi machine hi nahi banai jo yahaan (brain) ka pressure naap sake. Banate toh pata chal jaata ke yeh suicide naahi murder hai.
  • These engineers are very smart sir, they didn't invent a machine which can measure the pressure on the brain. If they had, we would have come to know that this was not a suicide but a Murder.

• [Rancho mimicking Virus]Life is a race.. If you don't run fast.. You will be like a broken anda (egg)..

• [To Professor] Instruments that record analyse summarize organize debate and explain information which are illustrative non-illustrative hardbound paperback jacketed non-jacketed with forward introduction, table of contents, index that are intended for the enlightenment, understanding enrichment enhancement and education of the human brain through sensory root of vision... Sometimes touch ()

• Kiss ho nahi paati yaar... naak beech me aa jaati hai.
  • I never manage to plant the kiss dude... the nose comes in between.

• Main apko engineering nahi padha raha tha sir, woh to aap mujhse jyada aacha jante hain. Main to apko yeh padha raha tha ... ki padhate kaise hain..
  • I wasn't teaching you engineering, that you know better than me. I was teaching you how to teach,. 

Freshers

• Jahapanah tussi great ho.Tofa kubool karo.
  • My lord you are great, please accept my offering.

Joy Lobo (song)

Give me some sunshine,
Give me some rain,
Give me another chance,
I wanna grow up once again...

Raju Rastogi (Sharman Joshi)

• Fullll connection hai baba...
  • There's something going on between you both

• Dono taange tudawa kar apne pairo par khada hona sikha hai sir, badi mushkil se aaya hai yeh attitude, nahi hoga sir. Aap apni naukri rakh lijiye, main apna attitude rakh leta hoon.
  • Sir, I have learnt to stand up on my feet after having broken both my legs. This attitude has come with great difficulty. No sir, I can't. You may keep your job, and let me keep my attitude.

Farhan Qureshi (R. Madhavan)

• Badi duvidha thi, Dost ko sambhaltay ya dost ki Maa kay aansu pochtay, phir humne socha hatao yaar mater paneer pay concentrate karo
• Today my respect for that idiot shot up. Most of us went to college just for a degree. No degree meant no plum job, no pretty wife, no credit card, no social status. But none of this mattered to him, he was in college for the joy of learning, he never cared if he was first or last. 

• Human behaviour ke baare me uss din humne kuch jaana, Dost fail ho jaye toh dukh hota hai, lekin dost first aa jaye toh jyada dukh hota hai.
  • We learnt something about human behaviour that day, It feels bad when a friend fails, but it feels even worse when he comes first.

• Baba ranchoddas sahi kehte the... Baccha kabil bano kabil.. Kamyabi to sali jhak maar ke peeche ayegi

(बाबा रणछोड़ दास सही कहते थे...बच्चा काबिल बनो काबिल..कामयाबी तो साली झक मार के पीछे आयेगी)

(last lines)

• Rancho was right when he said "Pursue excellence, and success (Chateur) will follow, pants down!"
• [narration] I've always been a law abiding citizen. But in the last 24 hours, I grounded an airplane, nearly flushed someone's remains down the toilet, and helped Pia escape her wedding. All for Rancho. He would've done the same for any of us, too, like stealing a copy of the final exam that was designed for Raju's failure.

Virus (Bomman Irani)

• Shave karani hai? (nahi Sir) then "Get Lost..!"
• Everything is fair in Love and War, and this is World War... 3!

Viru Sahastrabudhhe: [Angrily looks for Raju in the class] Raju Rastogi? Raju Rastogi: [a drunk Raju stands up from the last bench of class... and shouts] Yes, sir! Viru Sahastrabudhhe: How does an induction motor start? Raju Rastogi: [Raju looks around smilingly and then shouts] Vrrrrommmmmm. Vrrrrrrrooom.

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 THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME! IT REALLY MADE ME CRY.
THUMBS UP FOR THIS INSPIRING MOVIE!
--VHONSKALL

awesome lines

My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then I made a Twitter and it became a hobby

When I’m wearing a brand new outfit, I walk out the house feeling all good

When my mom says “I bought food for you”, I’m like oh shit wait, I’m coming!"

When you’re already awake and your mom keeps yelling at your to get up, & i'm like, OK MOM! IM UP!

When you finally get comfortable in bed and your mom says “Come Here!”

When someone makes you mad, but you can’t hit them

When you’re walking in the hallway at school and you don’t 

have enough time to talk to your friends, you walk by making a face

When a teacher is talking about her kid in class, all I’m thinking is:

OHH GOSH!! YOU HAD SEX?!?!

There is no “U” in awesome.

But there is a ‘me

That moment when you press play on your iPod, and you forget that the volume is all the way up

That moment when your friend offers to buy you food when you have no money and doesn’t want to get paid back

That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves the class.

Having unlimited texting.. With no one to text.

When that annoying person walks in front of you in a movie.

The moment when you’ve been told to take out your gum but it still has flavor left

When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.

When I hear fake girls say they hate fake girls.

When adults complains about our generation

I’m here like hold the fuck up… 

who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

I hate when people don’t warn me before they take a picture of me

Roses are red, facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?

When you’re looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird

When you have all these art ideas but you can’t draw

When you wave at someone, and they don’t wave back: well, fuck you too!

That awkward moment when someone tells you how much they hate someone. and then the next day they are best friends?

When that one dumb kid in class keeps asking the most unbelievably stupid questions…

understanding men

When you first look at a man and a woman, you are able to notice the subtle differences between the sexes. It is when the two sexes communicate with each other, however, that the differences become truly glaring. This is because one is speaking "he talk" while the other is speaking "she talk."
Where this difference really becomes a problem is when you are in a relationship, and you need to know how to combine "he talk" and "she talk" into "we talk." So I feel like it's my job as a man and as a dating coach to help women learn how to understand "he talk" (or "man talk" as I like to call it), so that they won't need to hire a translator to understand what men are saying.
Women want men to express their feelings. They complain, "Why can't he just say he loves me?" or, "I wish he would just compliment me more."
What you need to pay attention to and realize, though, is that men do tell you they love you and compliment you... they just do it using their own language. Men, in fact, sometimes don't use words at all when they are communicating with you.
This will help you understand men's verbal and non-verbal language.
Sometimes it's not what men say, but it's their actions that are significant. 
Sometimes it's not what men say, but it's their actions that are significant. It is necessary for women to learn to interpret men's roundabout way of communicating with them.
Here are 10 things that men say and do, and what they really mean:

1. He starts talking about how crazy all his single friends lives are, and then he tells you that he doesn't miss it at all. What most women will think if they hear this, is that he misses those days. This is not true. He says this because he is looking for confirmation that you feel exactly the same way. He also wants to communicate that he's ready to take the relationship to the next level.
2. Since you recently took him to your family's house for dinner, he can't stop talking about how much fun he had with your brother. What he means here is that he really likes your family, and wouldn't mind being a part of your family.
3. He teases you about things like how clumsy you are or about how you put smiley faces in every one of your emails. What he's really telling you when he does this is that he really likes you a lot. Remember that men are just giant boys... we tease the ones we love and ignore the ones we don't.
4. A man tells you he needs his space. So what does this mean to you? It means that you need to ignore him and not call him. Men love the chase. By not calling him, he'll start calling you and wondering what happened.
5. A man says that he really wants you to meet his parents. What does this mean in man talk? He's telling you that you are his girlfriend, and that he is ready to take it to the next level by getting you involved with his family. This brings us right to the next bit of man talk.
6. When a man calls you and says, "I want you to meet my friends on Friday night," this is as big as meeting his parents. He's introducing you to his pack. It means that he thinks you are attractive and sexy, and he wants to show you off to his friends.
7. After sleeping over at his house several times, he tells you that the next time you sleep over you should bring some things to make you feel more comfortable and a change of clothing. In man talk, that is basically telling you that he's wondering what it would be like to live with you. He also wants your things around.
8. You have plans with him on a Sunday, and you find out that he passed up floor seats to his favorite basketball team to keep those plans with you. What does that tell you in man talk? It tells you that he's hooked... and that you are his girlfriend.
9. He is watching one of your favorite shows on a night you're not together, and he calls you afterwards to talk about it. In man talk, what does this mean? By doing this, he's telling you that he pays attention to you, and he's interested in learning more about you and sharing more things with you. Men generally do not choose to watch "Project Runway" on their own. If we're watching your TV shows, we really like you.
10. He tells you, "I've cleaned today." What this means in man talk is, "I spent the day doing something I dislike more than anything." You need to realize that when a man says this to you, he really likes you. To most men, cleaning the house is just about the worst way he can spend a day.

Once you understand the hidden language and actions of man talk, you'll become far more secure in your dating and relationships. 
Once you understand the hidden language and actions of man talk, you'll become far more secure in your dating and relationships. So the next time you go over to your man's house and he looks at you and says, "I cleaned today," you'll know that he really meant to say, "I must really like you, because I can ignore my mess most of the time."
*FROM nirdla_24 of pinoyden

How to write love letters

HOW TO WRITE LOVE LETTERS?

Creativeness. That is the rule when you're writing love letters. You cannot be too staid, too formal, or too ordinary. You have to be different and you have to create a positive, lasting impression on the mind of the receiver of the letter.

So, how do you write a decent love letter? First, ask yourself what you want to achieve by writing a love letter. Do you want to reassure a loved one of your promise to him or her? Do you want to make up with your sweetheart? Or do you just want to say "i love you?" Definitely, you have to be clear with your intention. You cannot just ramble incessantly.

Second, determine what tone you're going to use in your letter. You can be formal, although it takes a lot of finesse to carry that through. You can be poetic, in the tradition of the browning couple, or you can be witty. The latter is sometimes more effective and more attention-grabbing than anything else.

Third, go to your favorite place. It can be your bedroom, the garden, the roof of your house, the library, or anywhere you feel safe, comfortable, and happy. Why? Because when you're in your most favorite place, you guards are all down. You're more attuned to your feelings. Thus, if you're in this condition, you'll never run out of things to say or write.

Fourth, if you're having difficulty deciding how start your letter, get a scratch paper and scribble everything that comes into your mind. Then read all that you have written and pick out the most interesting sentence or phrase you have made. After that, compose your letter using this as your sping board. Eventually, the words will flow more freely.

Fifth, re-read your letter and put yourself in the addressee's place. Think how he or she will feel while reading your letter. Needless to say, this is also a good time to check your grammar. In a social letter, such as a love letter, the conventions in writing are not so strictly followed. After all, you're not applying for a job or anything. But then, you're striving to make a good impression, if you're just in the courting stage. So, it will help if your letter will reflect a positive image of yourself. Moreover, whatever stage you and your loved one are in, in a relationship, anybody will always appreciate receiving a well-written letter.

And finally, to be able to write a decent love letter, be true to yourself. If you're a simple guy, don't pass yourself off as someone who is sophisticated or intellectually gifted. Don't use high sounding words. Don't resort to name dropping as well. And don't you ever use a ghost writer to do your personal letters. It is not only ill-mannered but also an admission that you are not worthy of anybody's trust, respect and love.

So, relax. Just listen to your heart and you will never do wrong.



POINTERS IN WRITING LOVE LETTERS:

Here are some tips you can follow to write effective love letters:

1. As much as possible, use your own handwriting when writing your letter. However, encoded letters sent via e-mail are also permissible.

2. Write legibly and avoid erasures.

3. Use a pen with black or blue ink to write your letters. Avoid using neon-colored pens, especially when your letter is long.

4. Write on a clean and fresh stationery.

5. Be honest, sincere, candid, and considerate of other people's feelings when writing your letter.

6. Use the language you're most comfortable in.

7. Avoid using a ghost-writer.

8. Be interesting and decisive.

(I suggest that you use scented papers. Or spray a soft scented perfume on a paper that you are going to write.)

bitchy phrases

I Know I'm Not Perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me~! ~

I smile because I have no idea what is going on

I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own

****I'm not weird! I'm gifted****

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!

~What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

CLICK YOUR HEELS AND SAY "I NEED A LIFE, I NEED A LIFE"

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in her shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Hooked on funks worked far me, Kant cha tell?

DON'T LOOK AT ME IN THAT TONE OF VOICE

Success comes before work... only in the dictionary

~*Never fight with an ugly person~*~they have nothing to loose! *~

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? 

Everyone gets a chance in the spotlight; you can have it when I'm done!

~* Big Girls dont cry they get even*~

NO OFFICER THERE'S ANY BLOOD IN MY ALCOHOL SYSTEM!

In some cultures what I do is considered normal

Even if the voices are not real, they have some good ideas.

Roses are red violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so are you,
but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead
the sugar bowls empty and so is your head

If you don't like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk

Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!

I don't come with dice-so don't play me.

This is an inside joke and your on the outside!

-That's all right, that's okay, you're going to pump my gas someday! - 

Don't think of it as losing, think of it as getting beat by a girl

Don't Treat Me Any Differently than You Would the Queen

EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards

Life isn't a garden...so stop being a hoe!

HOW MANY BOWLS OF COURAGE DID U EAT THIS MORNING?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm skitzafranic and so am I!

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

Fact: If you ever hurt me...you get it back 10 times worse.

I never knew my father was an alcoholic until he came home sober one night..."

"Winston, you are drunk." - Lady Astor
"Yes my dear, but you are ugly, and in the morning I shall be sober" - Winston Churchill

"It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over."

How many frickin' times do I have to say, 'In the form of a question', people?!?" - Alex Trebek

I no longer wish to belong to the kind of club that accepts people like me as members" - Groucho Marx

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

I like to tell people I have the heart of a small boy. Then I say it's in a jar on my desk." - Stephen King

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember

How can there be self-help GROUPS?

What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?

Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date

Hey! Quit hogging all the ugly!

Don't go away mad, just go away!

We're having creative differences. I'm creative, you're different

Don't talk about yourself so much... we'll do that when you leave.

I'd like to see things your way, but I'm not sure if I can stick my head that far up my ass.

What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.

If your parents got a divorce would they still be brother and sister?

It's a beautiful world but everyone's insane."

~Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

It's not that I don't like you! It's just that when I'm not behind the mic I'm a person just like you!

A butch talks dirty to a women and its sexual harassement. A women talks dirty to a butch and its $3.95 a min.

"Drug laws create criminals"

Your friends are worth more than you think--$7.99 at least

"Always forgive your enemies-nothing annoys them so much."

"If you need space, join NASA, baby"

Its not an attitude ,its the way I am

If the ocean was made of vodka and I were a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up.
But since the ocean isnt vodka and Im not a duck, Just hand me the bottle and shut the fuck up.