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Wednesday, September 4, 2013

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Jacob: I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?


Hannah: I'm here to bang the hot guy who hit on me at the bar.
Jacob: Jacob.
Hannah: Jacob! Sorry, Jacob...
Jacob: Do people still say "bang"?
Hannah: I do. And we're gonna bang!


Robbie: You wanna talk about The Scarlet Letter, Ms. Tafferty? All right. Well, the A they're both wearing - I think it stands for "asshole." Wanna know why? Because they fell in love and love is for stupid assholes. And this book is just about a bunch of assholes who fell in love, like assholes, then had to die, like assholes. I'm sorry about all the "assholes."


Jacob: The war between the sexes is over. We won the second women started doing pole dancing for exercise.

Cal: I'm so mad at you. I'm really mad at you for what you did. But I'm mad at myself too. Because I should not have jumped out of that car - I should have fought for you. Because you fight for your soul mates.
Emily: I miss you.


Cal: I will never stop trying. Because when you find the one... you never give up.

Kate: As you know Robbie's shining moment this year was when he set a school record for cursing in an eighth grade English class.
[gets up and writes on blackboard]
Kate: Asshole. You're familiar with that word, Mrs Weaver?
Emily: Yes, I am and I've spoken to the Principal...
Kate: Asshole. As in someone who tells a woman he'll call and never does. Asshole. As in someone who uses honesty to get a woman into bed with him but is actually full of shit, like the rest of them.
Emily: [looking at Cal] This is not about Robbie...
Kate: Asshole. Someone who allows a woman to go downtown for 45 minutes because he's nervous!
Emily: Ewww!


Cal: I have loved her even when I hated her... only married couples'll understand that one...



This isn't an original or ground-breaking movie but Crazy Stupid Love quotes has managed to combine a perfect blend of comedy and drama with a lot of heart and charisma, bringing an invigorating mix that makes the cliches work in a way that is fresh and painfully real.The story gives us a glimpse into the rare moments that bring two people together and what tears them apart providing and intelligent and sophisticated romantic comedy that cuts above the rest boasting pithy dialogue and great performances from the cast, especially from Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling who provide great chemistry together. Crazy Stupid Love may be predictable but it somehow works!


Our Rating:








Directed by:
Glenn Ficarra
John Requa
Written by:
Dan Fogelman
Starring:
Steve Carell - Cal Weaver
Ryan Gosling - Jacob Palmer
Julianne Moore - Emily Weaver
Emma Stone - Hannah
Analeigh Tipton - Jessica
Jonah Bobo - Robbie Weaver
Joey King - Molly Weaver
Marisa Tomei - Kate
Beth Littleford - Claire Riley
John Carroll Lynch - Bernie Riley
Kevin Bacon - David Lindhagen
Liza Lapira - Liz
Josh Groban - Richard





[first lines; Cal and Emily are at a restaurant looking at the menu]Crazy Stupid Love Quotes
Cal Weaver: Oh! So full. You were right, I shouldn't have eaten all that bread. Wanna split a desert?
[Emily doesn't reply and Cal looks at her]
Cal Weaver: You okay? You seem a little off.
Emily Weaver: Yeah, I'm just trying to think about what I want.
Cal Weaver: Yeah, me too. Why don't we just say it at the same time? One, two, three...
[at the same time]
Emily Weaver: I wanna a divorce!
Cal Weaver: Creme brulee...
[Cal looks up at her in shock]




This isn't an original or ground-breaking movie but Crazy Stupid Love quotes has managed to combine a perfect blend of comedy and drama with a lot of heart and charisma, bringing an invigorating mix that makes the cliches work in a way that is fresh and painfully real.The story gives us a glimpse into the rare moments that bring two people together and what tears them apart providing and intelligent and sophisticated romantic comedy that cuts above the rest boasting pithy dialogue and great performances from the cast, especially from Steve Carell and Ryan Gosling who provide great chemistry together. Crazy Stupid Love may be predictable but it somehow works!


Our Rating:








Directed by:
Glenn Ficarra
John Requa
Written by:
Dan Fogelman
Starring:
Steve Carell - Cal Weaver
Ryan Gosling - Jacob Palmer
Julianne Moore - Emily Weaver
Emma Stone - Hannah
Analeigh Tipton - Jessica
Jonah Bobo - Robbie Weaver
Joey King - Molly Weaver
Marisa Tomei - Kate
Beth Littleford - Claire Riley
John Carroll Lynch - Bernie Riley
Kevin Bacon - David Lindhagen
Liza Lapira - Liz
Josh Groban - Richard





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[first lines; Cal and Emily are at a restaurant looking at the menu]Crazy Stupid Love Quotes
Cal Weaver: Oh! So full. You were right, I shouldn't have eaten all that bread. Wanna split a desert?
[Emily doesn't reply and Cal looks at her]
Cal Weaver: You okay? You seem a little off.
Emily Weaver: Yeah, I'm just trying to think about what I want.
Cal Weaver: Yeah, me too. Why don't we just say it at the same time? One, two, three...
[at the same time]
Emily Weaver: I wanna a divorce!
Cal Weaver: Creme brulee...
[Cal looks up at her in shock]


[as they're driving home from the restaurant]
Emily Weaver: Aren't you going to say anything? Almost twenty five years of marriage and you have nothing to say?
[Cal doesn't say anything but just stares ahead]


[continuation of their drive home]
Emily Weaver: Okay, you're not talking and you know that only makes me talk more. You know, but...I mean, maybe that's good! You know? Cause maybe I'll just say it, maybe...maybe I'll just tell you I slept with someone!
[Emily looks at Cal who has still makes no response and is still gazing ahead]
Emily Weaver: David Lindhagen, from work. You met him at the Christmas party, the one with the...
Cal Weaver: Please stop.
Emily Weaver: You're the last person in the world that I'd wanna hurt, Cal.
Cal Weaver: If you keep talking I'm gonna get out of the car.
Emily Weaver: But I think the fact that I did it, it just shows how broke we are
Cal Weaver: Okay
Emily Weaver: How much...how much we really need...
[Cal calmly throws himself out of the moving vehicle so he doesn't have to listen]
Emily Weaver: Hey! Oh, my God! Cal!
[Emily stops the car and runs towards Cal]
Emily Weaver: Are you okay?
Cal Weaver: I'll leave tonight. I'll sign whatever you want, just please stop talking about it.
Emily Weaver: Okay.


[after Jessica has accidentally walked into Robbie's bedroom and caught him jerking off]
Robbie Weaver: I'm sorry you had to see that.
Jessica: No, you know, I should have knocked.
Robbie Weaver: Just for the record, I think about you while I do it.
Jessica: Robbie!
Robbie Weaver: I have this picture of you and I look at it the whole time.
Jessica: Stop it!
Robbie Weaver: I love you, Jessica.
Jessica: I am actually begging you to stop it!
Robbie Weaver: And I know you're seventeen and I know I just turned thirteen, which is the same age your little brother, but soon our age difference won't even matter. Which is good, because I'm pretty sure you're my soul mate.



Jacob Palmer: I think we should start approaching women tonight. Are you ready to go?
Cal Weaver: I miss my wife.


[Jessica receives a text from Robbie who's texting her whilst in class]
Robbie Weaver: [text message] Hi, Jessica. FYI, Demi Moore is fifteen years older than Ashton K. They really seem happy. Love, Robbie.
[Jessica sends text reply to Robbie]
Jessica: [text message] Robbie, please stop. You are making me very uncomfortable.