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Sunday, May 20, 2012

awesome lines


My mom told me not to talk to strangers. But then I made a Twitter and it became a hobby



When I’m wearing a brand new outfit, I walk out the house feeling all good




When my mom says “I bought food for you”, I’m like oh shit wait, I’m coming!"


When you’re already awake and your mom keeps yelling at your to get up, & i'm like, OK MOM! IM UP!


When you finally get comfortable in bed and your mom says “Come Here!”



When someone makes you mad, but you can’t hit them


When you’re walking in the hallway at school and you don’t 

have enough time to talk to your friends, you walk by making a face


When a teacher is talking about her kid in class, all I’m thinking is:

OHH GOSH!! YOU HAD SEX?!?!

There is no “U” in awesome.

But there is a ‘me



That moment when you press play on your iPod, and you forget that the volume is all the way up



That moment when your friend offers to buy you food when you have no money and doesn’t want to get paid back




That 5 min party you have when the teacher leaves the class.


Having unlimited texting.. With no one to text.


When that annoying person walks in front of you in a movie.


The moment when you’ve been told to take out your gum but it still has flavor left


When you make an epic joke and everyone starts laughing and you sit there with so much power.


When I hear fake girls say they hate fake girls.


When adults complains about our generation

I’m here like hold the fuck up… 

who raised OUR generation? YOUR generation did, so…

I wanna throw a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.


I hate when people don’t warn me before they take a picture of me


Roses are red, facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you?



When you’re looking at yourself alone in the mirror and you start to do weird


When you have all these art ideas but you can’t draw


When you wave at someone, and they don’t wave back: well, fuck you too!


That awkward moment when someone tells you how much they hate someone. and then the next day they are best friends?



When that one dumb kid in class keeps asking the most unbelievably stupid questions…