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Wednesday, July 20, 2011

pick up lines --- banatan

*hayos to: (guy walks towards the
girl na parang galit) "Miss, ok ka rin
noh?! ang kapal ng mukha mo! (so
medyo shocked ung girl sabay hirit
ng) "Hindi pa nga kita nakikilala
pina-ibig mo na ang puso ko."


* Para kang plema
... because di ka maalis sa dibdib
ko!


* Can i take ur clothes off? kahit
isang beses lang...
i jst wanna know kung pano
tinatago ng mga anghel ang
kanilang pakpak.. (manyak!)
* Miss...SM ka ba??
kasi you've got it all!
*Gutom ka ba?
Tara , bubusugin kita sa
pagmamahal ko.
* Matador ka ba!?
kasi ang lakas ng tama ko sayo!
* May butas ba puso moh??
kasi natrap ako na aKo s loob.. cant
find my way out
*Miss, umutot ka ba?
'Cause you took my breath away.
(yikes)
* Pwede ba kita maging sidecar?
single kasi ako eh..
* Uy malala na yung sakit ko sa
puso, dalawa na lang options ko
para gumaling:
either ICU or U C me
* guy: miss, anung kukuning course
mo?
girl: uhm gusto ko sanang
magnursing...
guy: teka...magkakasakit ata ako!
* Are you a PS game?
because i hope you're not Tekken
* My mirror ba iyung puso mo?
cause I see myself in it
*o ito, strategy:
Scenario: Girl and Boy with their
friends in
the school canteen.
>>*holds out hand* Would you hold
this for me while I go for a walk?
>> o ito, sagutan na ito:
guy: hey there miss... i forgot your
name can i call you mine??
girl: uhmmm sorry! my name is not
mine...
"When you think of happy thoughts,


You'll fly.







E ba't pag naiisip kita.


i FALL?

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